"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"There's a cricket in the vents."
"And..?"
"It keeps guilting everyone."
"...How?"
"Mostly... things like... don't steal someone else's lunch not even just a little of someone else's lunch... office supplies aren't home supplies... Jerry you're married stop this thing with Kelly..."
"I don't think my IT Certificate covers this."
"Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was the HR number."
"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"The butterflies are coming along nicely; less monarchs than anticipated, but we're troubleshooting as we speak."
"Anything else?"
"The bees are doing better, but still not where we'd like; continuing to investigate."
"Thank you for sub--"
"Uh... one more thing..."
"What?"
"We over budgeted the mosquitoes. Again."
"Ugh... I'll alert the Bird and Fish departments to compensate."
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.