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ahhh sekiro

what a great soulslike

why is it so great?
because it's the first soulslike on pc where I can really feel like my pc is struggling as much as I am

*smiling vacantly with a thousand yard stare over the sound of my GPU and CPU's fans roaring as fast as they can even whilst the game is in the background due to being in this window*

I've told my own students how programming conventions are about appreciating reading code and not about making it easier to write, and my frustration at CS curriculum that "doesn't teach you how to read, yet grades you on your poetry" twitter.com/leftoblique/status

sorry mom I only eat 32.6% wet sausages

RT @CarcinLoring@twitter.com

IS...IS TWITTER TRYING TO SELL ME A DEVICE THAT MEASURES HOW WET SOMEONE'S SAUSAGE IS???

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CarcinLoring/statu

It has come to my attention that when I said backmasking I meant playing a song backwards hahaha what are words

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Backmasking is the right word right? The word that means playing a song backwards?... Or is it hiding stuff so that it can only be heard when the song is played backwards??

Tired: backmasking reveals HIDDEN SATANIC MESSAGES OMG
Wired: backmasking reveals that songs can sound goddamn awesome in reverse and almost like entirely different songs in some cases!... Oh and satanic messages too I guess

Exude by she music (Lain Trzaska) is a great track, especially since the track is the same reversed as it is forwards

video games levels are 00% and falling

(00%) □□□□□□□□□□

amyes! *hughug* Flagship seems to be directed by Guillermo Del Toro though for that show was utterly amazing throughout despite the ports being forwarded and I prefer the one I got. the v2 version of thesmelves, who just want to use the holiday days are they quesadilla?

Well I definitely slept last night. Not easily, still woke up in the middle of the night a lot, but slept... Less wrecked at least. Still feel like garbage though

How to sound like someone who knows how to communicate with other humans?

aw dangit it I've got enough energy for some reason and I misdodged its fourth attack out of Office.

While adventuring in the lands digital, refrain from stabbing thy trustworthy companion, ye olde Amiga 500.

uugghhghhh i KNOW how to do the counters thing with sekiro. I KNOW. I PRACTICED IT.

and yet

AND YET
when I actually get to a boss that it is EXPLICITLY useful for

I can never fucking do it. ever. not even once. the fuck

I was not sufficiently prepared for Sekiro's most dangerous foe

the giant roosters.

holy ballsfucks

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