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Cancelling myself for making terrible toots all the time

[suddenly busts in the door kramer style about a year late] WHO CALLEd it suricrasia online instead of wireshark

🎶 "..And I really need to know
How deep is your love?"🎶

seriously, we've got the length and width listed but we need to know if can fit in this shipping container

Resume help would be appreciated: a little while ago, I had to play every position in a baseball team, a la Bugs Bunny, do I have to list each individual position, or just "The Mariners (entire team, April 8th, 2019)"
Also we (again, just me) lost, so should I even include it?

Dear Ruby devs and game devs. I have a crazy announcement I want to share. Please boost.

Last week I released A Dark Room to the Nintendo Switch. Within the game, I also shipped a Ruby interpreter and a code editor as an Easter Egg.

*This Easter Egg effectively turns every consumer spec-ed Nintendo Switch into a Ruby Machine.*

1. Download A Dark Room from the US/EU.
2. Connect a USB keyboard and press the “~” key.
3. Follow the onscreen instructions.

#ruby #gamedev #nintendo

just remembered that this website exists tatatataa.cn and i'm screaming with laughter at 5 in the morning

oh dear

oh dear my speakers are making a constant humming noise this is gonna drive me to distraction, fuck. time to unplug them from the mains again for a bit :|

oh thank goodness my Surface has Bluetooth 4.0 which is the bare minimum the pad needs. ;w; <3

welp, SF30 works amaizngly welll on my rpi. time to grab my Surface Pro and see if that works with blootoof

testing, repitition, nonsense 

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@lightdark *pulls cheese grater out of delivery package* "this is a great gift"
me: oh noo

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