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@Nine What is the common perception of heaven?

Fluffy clouds.

What kind of clouds do we have on the ground?

Fog.

Squid pro row; if people are saying that the weather is "heavenly" then it must be foggy as fuck.

reason why hell is better than heaven

you never say "heavens yes", it's always "Heavens no" or "heavens to betsy!" as a dismayed expletive

hell is way more accepting of choice. "Hell no". "Hell YES". "Ah hell." "HEELLLL YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" and it also has way more uses, like, it's hot as hell, or, it's a cold day in hell before x happens, etc. Nobody says "It's hot as heaven!"

...

what?

oh right people say the weather is heavenly I guess, but... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

I love this small puppo and its tiny clone
Look at 'em
SO CUTE

eye contact 

yesterday's look: gay grandma punk

pls excuse my housemate's pants

pls also excuse the enormous novelty dildo on the mantelpiece

anybody else when petting a fluffy friendly cat have an urge to go "haairy baby. HaaaiRY BABY~ <3" like from big hero six

quick reminder that I made this garbage shitpost ages ago in like 30 mintues, and I gave it the VERY APT filename of "i spent entirely too long on this why.png"

Cat. :blobcat:

Walking all over your console :crt_w_prompt: :blobcatreach:

Texting your friends 📱 :blobcat3c:

Deleting your files 📁 :blobcatknife:

CAT. :blobcatmlem:

oh bugger i get hand cramps from intense games on this 8bitdo sf30pro pad. ... just like I did with the megadrive when trying to play speedball 2. :< aw nerts.

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