Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

where is this in the PCEngineCD version!?

fuckin hol up you can play as Maria in the PSP version too what

oh dang what the hell there was a 2.5d PSP remake of Rondo of Blood as well??

I mean, it doesn't look SUPER great, the 2.5 look is weird, but dang those cutscenes look amaz-

I'm sorry WHAT!? DRACULA'S DARK PRIEST IS CALLED "SHAFT"!?

Oh come the fuck on .

That explains why the SNES version, Dracula X, was so cut down. It literally couldn't store all that data.

Oh whoops Rondo of Blood was a Turbographix 16 CD/ PCEngine CD game not a Sharp X680000 game.

Also it controls like arse. Dracula X was at least playable despite the massive amount cut out of it

Yep rondo of blood is absolute bull hockey. Fuck that game.

Oh boy I finally get to try out Rondo Of Blood in its original form as opposed to Dracula X on the SNES which is a cut down port!

*Plays it*

Oh. Right. Hmm. It's got bullshit difficulty... I see

put turbo buttons on things that don't need them

got a robot friend?
put a turbo button on them
got a computer?
turbo button it.
Got a neural network for generating pooptoots?
turbo pooptoot button.
Toilet?
turbo button.
Kettle?
Turbo button
IKEA desk?
TŨŘBÖ ßŪŢTŎŃ
Plush toy?
Turbo Button (eyes)
Turbo button?
TURBO BUTTON

(also because spaghetti is kinda basic and boring and there are SO MANY WAY COOLER NOODLES and shapes of pasta out there :D )

One of my favourite Undertale comics is that one where Frisk takes Papyrus to a human supermarket and shows him the pasta aisle and it's like a revelation to the guy and he's so overjoyed

And I love it not because of "lol the funny pasta skeleton", it's because of just how pure and earnest the reaction is and it just makes me so happy to imagine just .. being able to bring so much joy with something so simple.

bleh I have to clean my room.

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....... eehhhhhhh D: D: D:

okay not like super synthwave but PRETTY synthwave