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10 let newattempt = 1
20 if pooptoot$ = pooptoot$ + newattempt
40 next newattempt
50 print pooptoot$

Zero Suit Samus, yes, but what about.... 💯 Suit Samus? 🤔

trans woman in need of help, upstate NY :boost_ok: 

A friend of mine needs a place to live. She's in upstate NY, near Lake George. White queer trans woman. Willing to pay rent

Please boost, and tag anyone you know who's in the area or has connections in New England. I can give you her discord on request

Heyo I have a friend who is looking to #commission art of her #FFXIV character. Her budget is at most $70 USD. Her character has fantasy armor and weapons, and I think she wants it colored. Anyone with commissions open have a chart and/or sample images they want me to pass along to her?

okay I gotta say the two Quake 1 mission packs are.... really pretty good? the level design is pretty great, and the first has a couple new neat weapons (that hammer is hilariously broken but fun nonetheless, and the prox mine launcher, whilst not terribly useful, is pretty funny.). the second mission pack is even better, with lots of interesting tricks, traps, cutscenes(!) and every weapaon other than the axe and shotguns has an alternate ammo you can find that does more damage. :o

i love that one of the featured screenshots on the wine front page is of showcasing a horse in skyrim tilting at a 15° angle from the ground

it also generates all sorts of different things to go with the name and address its honestly so useful for generating dummy data

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i recommend fakenamegenerator.com/
it can even generate them in bulk and email you the result

RT @Hoeyboey@twitter.com

Developers: when creating fake addresses for locally testing things, what fake addresses do you use? Maybe QT the answer or something idk

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Hoeyboey/status/11

instance block rec, the terfs 

I assume people have already noticed but someone went and made a whole-ass terf instance at spinster dot xyz

based on the gab codebase, obvs. owned by an LLC. paid membership tiers. mandatory veganism for some reason

Majima definitely watched the Minions and thought it was hilarious.

From the opening of @DrAndrewThaler's new paper (peerj.com/articles/7397), I learned that the scientists who sent a submersible down to see hydrothermal vents for the first time were so unprepared to find life there, they took samples back preserved in vodka!

The whole book the citation is from is online and you can read about it yourself: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK2088

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i'm pretty sure you know what's involved with that and i don't have to go into details

lewd adjacent 

Wh... the hell...

new pokemon in sword and shield?

lemmie look this up... wait it's a new evolution for Lineone? :O Nice! Let's-

oh

oh that's a long tongue oh no .///////.

me: "... oh hey a chicken"
my hellbrain: "why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "...?? uh. wha-..."
Hellbrain: "to which the chicken responds: 'Aye, yer a nosy wee fucker aincha!!' "
me: "...what in the-"
Hellbrain: "Shame on you for prying into the chicken's business!"
me: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?"

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