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"A map?"

"We sailed far, through exceptionally perilous waters to find the spot. We dug and... found a carved circle of stone, bearing a single instruction."

"My patience is wearing thin..."

"Uuhh, we followed the instruction and found no bones nor treasure. We're sorry, we didn't intend to break into YOUR home."

"What was the instruction?"

"Keep digging."

In the end, the Devil granted them the greatest treasure of all - their weight in gold to leave and to never speak of the circle.

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The Devil stared at the dusty pirate crew, cutlasses and shovels brandished in trembling hands, in the center of Her throne room.

She was used to pirates; many often came through Her gates. Usually they were dead.

"Explain," she commanded.

"Err..." gulped a young Aeta woman who'd volunteered with the aid of a hearty shove, "We heard of a great treasure, buried with the bones of the Captain who had acquired it all. We followed a map."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

hey kid, want some... *opens trenchcoat* import manga...?

Absolutely nobody:
Me:
My brain: POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE

If you have a sungo-shaped hole in your company, I'm actively looking for a remote gig. My resume is over at https://sungo.wtf/resume.pdf - Boosts very welcome

im going to build a robot to own everyone who has wrong opinions about anime

... I think the charging port on my phone is dying. Wtf

y'ever just wanna

glitch through reality and just... phase halfway into the floor in a t-pose because it feels like it might be comfier than existing properly?

can't stop punching the shit out of rocks in no mans sky beyond. vr is good actually.

at first I didn't like the temmies in undertale

but I really grew to love them very quickly.

Something about htem is super charming.

Got an OK to post this. This is a piece I did a while ago for @/GameOnAnthology zine on twitter!

Kick starter➡ t.co/azR00ZyA2k

#pixelart #mastoart t.co/dAcR9JmQNZ

Misty decided today to prove what a good hunter she is.

Usually she does this by carrying around one of her catnip toys in her mouth and yowling until someone comes to see what is up, whereupon she proudly puts the toy down to show it off and get praise.

Today she did this with a small piece of meat that was placed in her treat bowl about twenty minutes beforehand...

I love this daft lump of cat ;w; she's so good
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