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i heard something someone said about possible alien communications that gave me chills and it would make an excellent prompt for a sci-fi story

we finally get a message from aliens. "Stop broadcasting, you're in danger."

and then: silence.

By which I mean through the window of my hotel room because I doubt my phone will survive the rain.

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Hey turns out the typhoon that's near Japan just took like a wild swing to the right and is literally gonna (probably) hit Tokyo. This Sunday. Where I still am.

Who wants me to take some photos of it??

@Nine "If you gaze long into the abyss, it might start flirting with you."

"hello darkness my old friend, I've come to speak with you again~ " 🎶
"New phone who dis"

Also never ever:
A) give me the chance to make a pun. Because I will.
B) sunglasses
C) put two nouns next to each other in any vicinity to me in conversation because I will without fail make a portmanteau of them
D) Gogol from cyber city oedo 808 smiling
E) allow me to make a punny portmanteau. The resulting double fusion will destroy any patience with me you had like an antimatter-matter reaction

Pooptoots straight from Japan
Brought to you by this country's free WiFi that is everywhere.

Comfy café is playing lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to

Fucked up that when they say there's a pool and asking if you want in they expect you to pay and then you find out it's actually betting and not a nice pool to soak in and relax

--- WARNING ---
the big sknq is
approaching
According to
the data it is
identified as
POOPTOOTS
- NO REFUGE -

Oh whoops forgot to caption that. It's a display case featuring a huge example of quartz of a type called "Japanese twin" according to the sign. There's a huge flat clear crystal with a tree-like white substance inside, standing upright (seriously it's like a foot across and tall almost I think?? I'm bad at measurements but it was big), on a base of yellowy, large, nodule-like crystal clusters

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Went to the Japanese national museum of nature and science in Ueno today. Absolutely breathtaking. Totally forgot to take any pictures I was so in awe. DID however take this one
With the comment of "why the fuck does anybody want a boring fucking diamond when you could have beautiful, interesting stones like this?????"

I mean, fuck "precious" stones. Give me quartz and schist and other "rocks" like that!

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