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Food mention, pooptoot 

Hhhgreggs sausage rolls

Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan discusses Indigenous Peoples Day, wearing shirt that says "Native Americans Discovered Columbus." Flanagan is the highest ranking Native woman serving in executive office in the country.
youtu.be/NPhxCqAN6Cs

Two rival pirates compete in the high seas with wacky hijinks, but are secretly in love with each other, and both plotting the heist of the century, stealing each others hearts.
It's a Rum-com.

it's okay to not be funny; it's alright to just be chill

Honestly side from the fact that pretty much everything is closed until midday to check for damages and such, you could be forgiven for thinking nothing happened

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(seriously, any time they're out there you can hear them yelling about Thoreau in hedgehog)

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(in reality the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan is actually closer to an anarcho-primitivist collective what with their larking around foraging for food and not being concerned with the whole "civilisation" bollocks and therefore doesn't have ministers and stuff, but facebook doesn't need to know that bit)

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Due to the recent decision by Facebook to allow outright lies in adverts so long as the person behind them is a politician I am appointing everyone here who wants it as ministers without portfolio for the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan, a completely real country that I in no way just made up

The hotel is perfectly fine after the typhoon. It was swaying very very noticeably last night, but I managed to fall asleep during the full fury of it, then I woke up at 3am to a beautiful full moon, clear as crystal skies and a beautiful calm night. I would have gotten a photo but when I tried to get up I was so dizzy I nearly fell over. I'm fine now though!

uspol, national parks 

Via the Sierra Club on Twitter: "Trump plans to privatize #NationalPark campgrounds, hike fees, limit senior discounts. Just another profit grab by an administration determined to sell off our public lands to the highest bidder." yahoo.com/entertainment/campgr

When an eyelash, evolved to protect your eye, falls INTO your eye? The greatest betrayal

If you're wondering why I'm bothering to check BBC weather reports for a country and city I'm already in, it's because very early on I discovered that the BBC weather reports for Tokyo were all but useless because they were so inaccurate as to be basically bare faced lies.

So now it's become a bit of a game, comparing it to more accurate weather predictions that seem to actually be trying to be accurate as opposed to throwing a dart at a board covered in weather symbols.

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@Nine If you find someone in the middle of the storm enjoying a nice cuppa there’s your BBC correspondant.

Japan: holy shit this is the biggest typhoon since 1958 AAAAAA!
BBC weather reporting on Tokyo forecast:

checking on this game because it starts off with his ass cheeks

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