Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

who wants to go misbehave in a cave

This account is obviously advertising a roofing company

@roofingdavidson@mastodon.social

It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company

But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona

Fediverse, you have ruined me

https://twitter.com/EGX/status/1184038705528336384 hey everyone always loves the Bundeswehr booths and poster plastering at gamescom right

[link content: EGX "welcoming" the Royal Navy to their career fair segment]

Snoozy Jobasha #catsofmastodon

Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan discusses Indigenous Peoples Day, wearing shirt that says "Native Americans Discovered Columbus." Flanagan is the highest ranking Native woman serving in executive office in the country.
https://youtu.be/NPhxCqAN6Cs

it's okay to not be funny; it's alright to just be chill

(seriously, any time they're out there you can hear them yelling about Thoreau in hedgehog)

(in reality the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan is actually closer to an anarcho-primitivist collective what with their larking around foraging for food and not being concerned with the whole "civilisation" bollocks and therefore doesn't have ministers and stuff, but facebook doesn't need to know that bit)

Due to the recent decision by Facebook to allow outright lies in adverts so long as the person behind them is a politician I am appointing everyone here who wants it as ministers without portfolio for the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan, a completely real country that I in no way just made up

@tom

consider: Wight in the Noods