Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
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- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
well this WAS about pokemon swoosh but suddenly it got political because whoops
(fuck sesame street tho, fuckin' siding with autism speaks, bastards. Neurodivergent kids and people deserve FAR better than this bullshit that show and that hate group is pulling.)
(also Noam is just named because of the pun I promise you, I don't actually know much about the real noam chomsky so it's not a reflection on any knowledge or agreement with the guy i literally chose the name because the pun)
Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
I also have a Sawk, who of course I called Bert.
I'm gonna get a Throh and call him Ernie.
because of course I am
Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
So far since I got him, Noam (short for Noam CHOMP-sky, purely for the punnage of course), my Drednaw (I have a girl one who's called Helnaw :3 ), has been kinda wrecking gyms left right and centre. and trainers. and... well... pretty much everyone. He's a friggin tank omg.
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request for income help
hey y'all. we're disabled, and we don't qualify for any government income, and we really need to have income that we can use to either move out, or at least pay for our own groceries/part of rent so that our (abusive and controlling) parents feel that we're less of a Burden.
we can't guarantee any Thing in return to y'all, given our lack of ability to consistently work and output stuff.
so with that, if you're willing to help us with income:
- our patreon is really helpful. it's how we pay for our meds, and it's the best form of consistent income we have rn. it's a big big thing for us that helps a lot, especially if we wanted to move out.
- our paypal and cash app are more like a stopgap, it feels. we don't really wanna rely on them as income, but they do help if you want to give us some money.
thanks for reading, boosts are obviously welcome, etc. 💚🖤💙
Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
.... oh no i'm at the rock gym in Sword and...
and the gym mission involves the use of a Trap Detector to find hidden traps in the gym mission I guess? and it's just... a pair of fuckin' high tech dowsing rods and
your character is just... looking SO CONFUSED by them while they are explained to them and I just... i can't. i fuckin can't handle it just...
the character is like:
>_> ._. .... <_< ... ._.;;;
...oh right yeah. hm.
...
hm...
wait I have Hypnospace Outlaw!?
found a hawlucha
called it Harvey
as in Birdman :3
Got that bug type that's basically a Paras but instead of a mushroom it's got like a rock or something on it instead.
I called it Geoff Ology.
G. Ology. :3
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if your dad is bald, don't let him wear a hat in new york city in the summer or he'll get a man hat tan
pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
I have two of the four possible monstrosities that clearly exist only to suffer.
I have named them "NOPEASAURUS" and "ARCEUS WHY" because oh my GOD
the indiivdual parts look pretty good? like, if there was a MATCHING back end to them, great. but...
they're... spliced with very obviously NOT matching parts.
gamefreak why
pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
oikay so ...
the fossils in this game are hot garbage and why gamefreak why
why did you ...
what
what is wrong with you oh my god
so you do't just get a fossil and revive it as a pokemon oh no you get to splice two different fossils together to make "WACKY COMEDY COMBINATION POKEMONS" because there's this one fossil scientist who I do not think is at all legal or a licensed paleoscientist or geneticist.
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Make sure to keep looking up how much extra caffeine there is.
Kami is exceptionally happy I am home again. she hasn't even realised we've gotten Sid back from the vets and he's doing okay, she's just happy I'm home since I've been out all day
Robotnik: "Haha! You've fallen into my trap, Sonic! Now witness as I steal ALL the chaos emeralds!"
Sonic: "ok boomer"
Robotnik: "... I... W... HOW DARE YOU!?"
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Pokémon: "you got Fancy Apple!"
Me, cannot resist portmanteaus: "yay! I got a Fa-... Oh for FUCKS SAKE."
My brain: "Damnit! So close!"
I keep thinking about "The Ol' Dicktwist"
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I want to express how grateful I am for having fans supporting this project. Because of them, we were able to create a band, release a couple of EPs, MVs and make a whole bunch of gamedev and art.
Thank you so much! <3 This was all possible because of you.
#ThankYouPatrons
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
