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i wish i had like... infinite time and magical abilities to just... fuckin'... create websites into existence with my mind because

i wish there was an entire jokey benchmark site which tests your visual display by just... seeing how crisply and cleanly it can display "Wide Geralt".

Last night at like, 2 AM I tweaked this, then tweaked that tweak and now it looks like this

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both Thulhu and Sid, the two maineys in this household, like curling up behind my monitors. Kami only does it when she's spooked by something. Both Sid and Thulhu do it just because they wanna snuggle somewhereq uiet but nearby

She just... goes to sleep when she's curled up on you too. just... zonks right out. ;w; <3 <3 <3

it's a little surreal having a cat that will just... come up and curl up on your chest any time they can, no matter what you're doing, DOUBLY so if it involves blocking your line of sight to whatever you're doing.

I thought Kami was cuddly.

Thulhu is double the cuddliness (and double the size now)

Mastodon custom emoji starter pack:

*Very Good Animals
*Blob
*In-jokes you don't get
*All the pride flags
*Pictures you really can't make out at a low resolution
*At least three letter emoji sets
*Combine these emojis to create one mega emoji
*Pensive Cowboy
*THONKING

I'm not a stamps person but royal mail are doing a special issue of stamps featuring british video games

Included are Elite, Dizzy, Populous, Lemmings, Micro Machines, Sensible Soccer, Wipeout, and Worms

And there's a Tomb Raider mini set as well

shop.royalmail.com/special-sta

If you want to hide an image as audio, just download an SSTV thing, I use SSTV encoder and robot36 for Android, but if you want to hide any file as audio,

Don't

dog with a job. dog working a 9-5. dog waking up groggy every morning and sleeping in til 8am at weekends. dog feeling worn down by toiling under capitalism day in, day out. dog leaving the house with a flask of decent coffee and coming home to a doormat littered with bills. dog with bad posture from their dull desk job. dog who always pays their rent on time and winces when they do it. dog tired

don't trust trees any farther than you can phloem

One of my side-projects is an alternative #FDroid client resurrecting the classic UI from before the 1.0 release.

Here's the list of things still to be fixed before an initial release: gitlab.com/Bubu/fdroidclassic/

One of the missing pieces is a proper icon which should resemble a retro/lo-fi version of the F-Droid robot. Anyone up for giving this a go?
I'm not a designer, so if nobody steps up the icon will be replaced by programmer art before release :D.

#fdroidclassic

headache is gone.
yay!
also motivation
boo! D:

i gotta write this letter. hhgnngfhg

tabletop.social meta, instance block 

buckeye.social is now blocked.
The admin is boosting spinster.xyz content, some other report that they are gab adjacent.

#FediAdmin #FediBlock

people were talking about the millennium bug recently, well it turns out a lot of the fixes just delayed the problem to 2020

"Programmers wanting to avoid the Y2K bug had two broad options: entirely rewrite their code, or adopt a quick fix called “windowing”, which would treat all dates from 00 to 20, as from the 2000s, rather than the 1900s. An estimated 80 per cent of computers fixed in 1999 used the quicker, cheaper option."

"Those systems that used the quick fix have now reached the end of that window, and have rolled back to 1920. Utility company bills have reportedly been produced with the erroneous date 1920, while tens of thousands of parking meters in New York City have declined credit card transactions because of the date glitch."

newscientist.com/article/22292

I didn't show it off here, so here's Hot Calc's magical girl uniform take 2.

gotta write a letterrrr, an official letterrrr... but i gotta headaaaaachheeeeffff

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it,
but this is what peak performance looks like”

birds must give the best hugs

regular hug: just arms, not much coverage, still good tho

bird hug: WINGS, total coverage, warm and fluffy and aaaAA

the most profound mystery in the "is My Immortal genuine or a trollfic??" controversy is why anybody thinks that's a binary

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