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I love how Misty does this thing where she comes upstairs, and stares at me from the gloom outside my room where the lights are off right now, then I say hi and she gets up and pads in with her tail up and the end quirked over like she's waiting for permission to enter.

baby, misty, you always have permission, you're a kitty <3

oh no the hedgehog joke is doing the numbers again shit i guess i'm going super saiyan for the big final battle D:

Dracula: "what is a man!? a miserable little pile of pooptoots!"
Richter: "is this not itself also a pooptoot?"
Dracula: *sitting down suddenly* "shit you're right..."

what if... like...

the web just... went

and instead was replaced by nothing but web 1.0 stuff

and we rebuilt the entire internet there for free including this instance

...

we'd like, be obligated to have a little media player that had nothing but vaporwave and lofi hiphop beats to chill/study to on the playlist right?

I think imma have to check out this "Keep your Hands off Eizouken" mostly because the design of the one tall "weird lookin" girl is like... awesome?

And she's got a deeper voice than you might expect? And I love that normalisation? And it's good?? And she seems really fuckin cool.

oh no i'm shipping Big the Cat and Knuckles the Echidna as part of a gigantic polycule and they're a pair of ace friends who love each other dearly and just love to spend time chilling out and gushing about how wonderful nature is and Big is actually not just a fisher but an avid marine biologist and environmentalist and Knux is just... so happy to see his big, gentle face just light up with happiness and enthusiasm whenever he talks about his passions.

furthermore just to the left of said power pole, there is a convex reflecting mirror on a metal, somewhat rusted pole, upon which a pair of japanese crows are sat. the photo is slightly blurry because of the distance (getting closer would have disturbed them and made them fly off most likely so I had to zoom in on my phone which is never that good for image fidelity).

It is daytime, and the weather was glorious, if extremely humid, that day.

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oh, alt-text for that photo because i'm a dingus and forgot to add it:

a picture of a low, rough stone wall in japan, behind it are dense forests. In front of the wall, centre frame, is a power line, which basically is just a long thick wooden pole with wires coming off junction boxes at the top (which are7just off frame) in Japan.
An earth wire tethers from the top to the ground at an angle. There are various footholds nailed into it on one side, and various metal bands around the top

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twitter post, homed stuck 

this twitter thread really says everything that needs to be said about the matter, really

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by all accounts, crows have different "accents" depending on where they are.

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This is the closest photo I still have of what I described. It's not the same, but it is pretty nice

and also CROW

japanese crows have an entirely different sound to english crows. Like, very, VERY different, like I was like "oh I guess they sound a little different??" but no, they sound... like an entirely different bird.
Here's some japanese crows: youtube.com/watch?v=zOpWpFOQRP
aaand here's a more familiar crow sound: youtube.com/watch?v=bd-GyU-S6D

the photo I'm really looking for which appears to be just... friggin gone (;;) was really nice though. was like, this serene forest path, and there was just... this power line pole like in that second photo, but with the cables leading further up into the dense forest. It was ... just such a striking balance of nature and modern technology... I really wish I knew what the fuck happened to it

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(yes i did just triple combo a set of dbz jokes and references what of it)

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what's that? I said it wrong?... what?? NINE thousand?? ...that's just splitting hairs, eight, ninethousand, what's the difference at this point??

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hey friends, my phone service is inactive and i am now unable to make calls or texts. some people who are important to me i can only communicate to via this means
so what i need right now is clientele.
if i can sell 3 logos, i can renew my phone plan for 3 months
if i sell 4 or 5, i can renew it for 6 months, and if i sell 6 or 7, i can renew it for a full year.
any help is appreciated! #mastoart #transcrowdfund

as a result the scouter says my power level is 3,264,000.

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hm... must be broken. Pretty sure it can't be over eight thousand at the most. pff. damn planet trade organisation tech.

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every time someone favs or boosts my awful hedgehog joke that I have pinned my power level increases

+1000 power for every like
another level of kaio-ken for every boost.

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