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exceeding factory specifications

the world needs like... brain uploading p. fast. so people can have whatever body they desire, robot, organic, whatever....

...though that means destroying capitalism first of course.

C'mon Sega why did you put Crackdown and ESwat on there, those games are fuckin' garbage. That frees up Afterburner and outrun easily, and again, Sonic 3d Blast? ... REALLY Sega?? REALLY?? you THAT desperate for people to like that garbage ass game on the Megadrive?? and Virtua Fighter 2?? Christ that game's only a classic on arcade and Saturn not MD/Gen. Yikes. Sonic 3 & Knuckles was robbed >:|

also fuck kid chameleon more like kid come on get the fuck outta here.

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...though it does have Flicky, All three Streets of Rage games, All three MD Phantasy Stars if that's your jazz (4 was p. rad tbh what I played of it), Dynamite Heady, Gunstar Heroes (!!! :D ), Alien Soldier, all three Shining Force games (!), Gain Ground, Galaxy Force 2, Space Harrier 2, Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, Decap Attack, and both Wonder Boy in Monster World and Wonder Boy 3 Monster Lair.

...wait... where the fuck is Afterburner or Outrun??

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...why does the Megadrive classics for switch have Sonic 3d Blast, and not Sonic 3 & Knuckles... what bullshit is this.

WHY does it have Kid Chameleon which, HOT TAKE WARNING, is not a game, it is an endless torture device and I will FIGHT YOU.

either way now I got a carpet in my bedroom part of my room :D :D :D it's pretty slick. and as a result I got to tidy the fuck outta my entire room too and now it looks way nicer and tidier and cosier <3

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so my entire room had to be dismantled in this bullshit heat, and then put back together again, and now, NOW that it's all done and everything's back in place... cold again. what the fuck. XD

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so, lately it's been freezing friggin cold, alternatively windy as all balls, raining-slash-snowing-slash-hailing-slash-sleeting.

The very day that we have three workmen over to fit a new carpet in my room and repair an existing carpet that a cat dug up when he got stuck in the room a week or so ago (poor baby, he was so good otherwise though!, no mess or anything anywhere!, just digging at the carpet to try and get out ;w; ), AND we have someone over to sort out the boiler, blistering hot.

Is there any greater feeling than seeing a 15 clue on a 15x15 picross grid and just being able to hold the button down and just... draw that bigass line filling that entire row or column in one?

...

why yes. Being able to do that over multiple lines at once :3

Ohhhhh, Wario mode is basically hard mode. you get no assistance aside from, I think, it pinging you when you make a blatantly wrong move and removing the square you just set in.

the doom bechdel test: must feature two demons talking to each other about something other than the slayer

Sometimes kinda get like I wish I could go back to the old RP site I was on and actually do regualr roleplay there because I wanna play a tiny li'l mouse girl jus' sneakin' aroun' bein' nice and providing for her fellow mice in her commune that aren't able to go out and forage.

I love janky 3rd party controllers. They always look either really REALLY nice but are glitchy as heck, or look like the weirdest shit ever but also work just fine, and there is almost NEVER any in between.

kids are great because you can tell them that one guy has more money than it would take to feed the entire world or that there’s more empty homes than houseless people and they understand why that is absurd and evil.

I could do anything right now. I'm playing an emulated rom of the Super Mario Picross game on SNES.

awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah

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