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Also there's some... Kinda blatant clipping issues with the characters and their outfits at points, and also certain visual glitches that make the game feel like it came out a decade earlier. There's a certain level of polish that makes it feel kinda lazy.

The music, while amazingly faithful to the original SNES ost is perhaps just a little TOO faithful. It honestly feels just like someone took the original tracks and slapped new hd instruments on them. There's no other changes

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Charlotte's va was clearly given the direction to be the most annoying character possible, which, considering that Charlotte was the most annoying character possible in the original game anyway, has been given a whole new dimension of awfulness with her talking "wike this constantwy!!!" And ohhhhhh my god I hate it so much. Like, cmon squeenix, you had a chance to turn the most annoying character into someone likable aaaaaand... You did not. You did the exact opposite.

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Okay so... Trials of Mana has a pretty good demo. There are some issues though.

Mostly voice acting. It's extremely clunky for pretty much everyone except for the Mage girl and the himbo Knight.

Kevin's va I think has been given bad direction with the lines. I get that they're trying to convey he's really bad with language but he stops and starts at weird points. Reisz's va is competent enough but her delivery feels... Forced and unnatural.

Someone on ABC news just said, without a whit of irony, “Be CyberAlert but not CyberAlarmed.”

I’m getting that on a tshirt.

(this is a shitpost of course. the real measure of whether or not you are a game developer is if you develop games or not

...

but if you have a cast that's mostly made of broody white men with short hair and scruffy beards with a few token girls you gotta rescue, you'd best watch yourself cause you're on thin friggin ice.)

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if your game isn't full of girls for the main cast, or in fact, every main character, both villains, protagonists and side characters, that are all gay for each other, then can you even really call yourself a game developer

a page of zoes and lydias. still feat. girldick 

i like it when,,,, the page is full of little ppl. its Good

what if

mashup of Theme of TARA from Metal Gear

and Spy Vs Spy's main theme.

covid-19, otherwise useful 

Here's a guide from the WHO on how to locally produce hand sanitiser

who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Loc

it's amazing that it never occurred to me that the plot, enemy dynamics and overall concept of Half-Life 1 are SO HEAVILY inspired by Jurassic Park

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