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Stupid Meme, Cybersex mention 

The thing that bugs me the most about the 'uwu whats this?' meme is…

Many demographies and subcultures have online erotic roleplay. Furries are the only one I know where writing paragraph-long posts of well-rendered prose in perfect English is the NORM.

ACNH related and EXTREMELY FUCKING CURSED 

me: wow Raymond is ridiculously popular in ACNH it seems.

my hellbrain: You could say that...

me: NO. DO NOT. DO NOT DO IT. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT.

hellbrain: ~EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND :D :D :D *themesong starts with Ray Romano in ACNH replacing the good catboy*

@Nine @jk Oats have more psyllium fibre to make the data move through the series of tubes better.

#BroadBran

...well that's weird. someone tried to use my email address which they definitely do not have access to, to make an appleID account. o_o

...

sucks for them. *deletes the verification email* =w=

god Piers is such a good character in pokemon Swoosh I just

I can't stop thinking about what a good boy he is

Me before playing Arknights: psh, all these gatcha games are a joke, I'll never get suckered into them, they're all crap.
Me immediately after playing it for a day: CMOOOOOON STOP GIVING ME FUCKING MELANTHA AND KROOS GOD DAMNIT RNGESUS WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I'm sorry Kroos you're wonderful you can ko ko your da yos any time you want, Melantha you're cool too. you're all wonderful and I love you all I just really want other operatives too just help me out here ;w;

Sorry for the awful picture but I had to take this really quickly before they moved.

Kami took exception that Misty was curled up on my bed when she wanted to sleep on it... So jumped up and sat ENTIRELY on her.

Misty on the other hand took exception with the fact that Kami was sitting her arse on her head and forelegs.

Kami did not understand what her problem was and just stared at her, then proceeded to sit down more until Misty finally left in a huff. Kami looked very pleased with herself.

almost forgot about the funniest error message i ever got in my life. unity is amazing

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