pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting Epilogue
Rotini: "who is this Foo-zilly? I am In-Cog Nito!"
Mafaldine: Linguini with ⏳ a 📼 e 🌴 s ⛲️ t 🐬 h 💾 e 🐬 t ⛲️ i 🌴 c 📼 s ⌛️
Rigatoni: gymbro penne. Rigatoni and Radiatori work out together.
pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting three: Bride of Pastastein
Bucatini: T H I C C Macaroni. MAXXaroni. Morecaroni
Radiatori: Gymbro Fusili, seriously look at that six pack, yowza. (thank you for this one @Siphonay@octodon.social :3 )
Conchigle: One day penne just opened up about itself and had a big period of introspection and is now super duper chill about everything and very open minded.
Farfalle: Black Tie Formal Event pasta
Vermicelli: Spaghetti after reading too much about String Theory.
pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting Two: This Time, it's Fusili
Penne: macaroni with a degree in fashion design
Fusili: penne with a degree in structural engineering
Fettucini: Linguini's sibling. got all the looks but hardly any substance. still valid tho. Linguini would die for them, even tho Fettucini is a jerk to them sometimes.
Tortellini: oh COME ON, we KNOW it's you Ravioli, this is just sad, now.
Tagliatelle: Linguini and Fettucini's very anxious other sibling.
pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting
types of pasta
spaghetti: your basic noodle
linguini: spaghetti but /E X T R A/
lasagne: linguini but relaxed
macaroni: what's left after spaghetti is punched out of the raw pasta shape.
ravioli: pasta that heard about cornish pasties and is really upset that it couldn't be that awesome so is trying way too hard, seriously ravioli just stop, okay? stop it. you're fooling nobody.
cannelloni: lasagna that's really into snugglepiles.
aW SHIT
redbubble has my stickers finally approved
for whatever reason my raichu one ain't up, i don't feel bothered enough to fight it but my CPU stickers are now available!
horrific racism, lynching, the identities of the men who tried to murder
These are the men.
The Monroe prosecutor has their names x but has refused to take them into custody.
Make this be a huge fuss. Make them care.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.