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hmmm should I mod fonv to have a custom radio so I can put appropriate tracks that aren't just the FONV soundtrack? I mean the FONV soundtrack is pretty great but I dunno... if I'm gonna listen to "Why don't you do right" I'd rather the version from Who Framed Roger Rabbit honestly.

oh fuck i finally figured out what that tune I had stuck in my head a couple days back was.

it was the themesong to The Mandalorian.

"Oh uh... yeah I like solids, but it's totally platonic you know? I'm more into goos and liquids."

pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting Epilogue 

Rotini: "who is this Foo-zilly? I am In-Cog Nito!"
Mafaldine: Linguini with ⏳ a 📼 e 🌴 s ⛲️ t 🐬 h 💾 e 🐬 t ⛲️ i 🌴 c 📼 s ⌛️
Rigatoni: gymbro penne. Rigatoni and Radiatori work out together.

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pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting three: Bride of Pastastein 

Bucatini: T H I C C Macaroni. MAXXaroni. Morecaroni
Radiatori: Gymbro Fusili, seriously look at that six pack, yowza. (thank you for this one @Siphonay@octodon.social :3 )
Conchigle: One day penne just opened up about itself and had a big period of introspection and is now super duper chill about everything and very open minded.
Farfalle: Black Tie Formal Event pasta
Vermicelli: Spaghetti after reading too much about String Theory.

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pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting Two: This Time, it's Fusili 

Penne: macaroni with a degree in fashion design
Fusili: penne with a degree in structural engineering
Fettucini: Linguini's sibling. got all the looks but hardly any substance. still valid tho. Linguini would die for them, even tho Fettucini is a jerk to them sometimes.
Tortellini: oh COME ON, we KNOW it's you Ravioli, this is just sad, now.
Tagliatelle: Linguini and Fettucini's very anxious other sibling.

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pooptooting about pasta. pastatooting 

types of pasta

spaghetti: your basic noodle
linguini: spaghetti but /E X T R A/
lasagne: linguini but relaxed
macaroni: what's left after spaghetti is punched out of the raw pasta shape.
ravioli: pasta that heard about cornish pasties and is really upset that it couldn't be that awesome so is trying way too hard, seriously ravioli just stop, okay? stop it. you're fooling nobody.
cannelloni: lasagna that's really into snugglepiles.

looking for kinky clothing recommendations 

Hey, so, my girlfriend wants a maid outfit for her birthday, where's a good place that sells stuff like that in trans woman-friendly sizes?

My attempts to get folks to gender me correctly have met with Mx. Success.

aW SHIT

redbubble has my stickers finally approved

for whatever reason my raichu one ain't up, i don't feel bothered enough to fight it but my CPU stickers are now available!

EeveeEuphoria.redbubble.com

A Half Life 2 related Tumblr post I made a bunch of years ago and it just came rushing back to me 

You are the doctor Breen
Old and sour
City Seventeen

when the characters stay in their original world that's an isn'tekai

"Ahh, Mood. Or some say Big Mood. Do you hear our 'same's?"

what's your favourite megaman X Maverick character and why is it armoured armadillo

horrific racism, lynching, the identities of the men who tried to murder 

These are the men.

The Monroe prosecutor has their names x but has refused to take them into custody.

Make this be a huge fuss. Make them care.

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