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okay here we go.
that last one, I threw a frag grenade by accident. By SOME MIRACLE it did not damage me, or Manny Vargas who is RIGHT THERE.

it did however damage reality apparently, because now most of the dinos there are frozen in time and space and technically do not exist except visually. Hence why they appear to be flying everywhere. They're not tho.

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god i wish steam was better at screenshots honestly this is awkward trying to get these uploaded fuck

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so my current late night quest in FONV is buying all 1000 of the Dinky the Dino toys from Cliff Briscoe's inventory in Novac, going up to the mouth, and dropping each one oft them individually until 1000 toy dinos have spewed forth from the dino statue's gaping maw.

I tried all 1000, which took a lot of clicking, and a lotta hand pain. FONV crashed after trying to calculate the physics for 1000 toy dinos in Gamebryo at once. lol

So far I have done 400 now by doing 50 at a time. :3

three things from my past I wish I could find

1: My minidisc player
2: my pokéwalker
3: my S4 digivice I bought yonks back.
4: my Dark Crystal art book I bought even longer back when I lived with my parents holy christ that was a beautiful book and I never got to properly enjoy it and it just fuckin' VANISHED when I moved to where I am now??? fuck???

tired: gun lesbians
wired: sword lesbians
inspired: high explosive lesbians
glitched: rootkit lesbians

hjfslafdjsdf dangit why can I not find where this loot is hidden that this mod has put in the game like holy fuck c'mon you're sending me looking for a burned out house to find a stash this one guy has a key for except I've looked around and either the note has a funny idea of how far "near here" qualifies as, or there's no fuckin' stash

Please boost, abuse mention. 

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dang I should play Dead Cells again sometime. It's still getting updates too. ...

...I mean this game I love it so much I bought it twice. Though, I got all the DLC on the switch version not the PC version too lol e_e;

IOt REALLY is fun to play on the Switch tho. hecka good game

when you hear a joke and you're like "????" at first and then further down the line, be it minutes, seconds, hours, days, you finally go "!! OH GOD I GET IT"

is that a Jestation Period?

okay actually another point for Operation Anchorage in FO3, you got some fuckin' sweet loot out of it. that gauss rifle oh my god I loved that weapon. Also kinda liked that because it was a simulation written by some rabid, racist knobjockey it was a full on pre-war propaganda piece, so full of horrid stereotypes and "FUCK YEAH AMERICA" bullshit, lol and it was internally consistant with Fallout's crapsack world.

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I got Fallout 3 for free due to winning some vouchers at work. I pirated all the DLC.
I'm glad I didn't spend any money on it because YOWCH.

Fonv tho? I bought the ultimate edition and do not regret it.

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Okay I'm going to walk that back only slightly. The one DLC in Fallout 3 that I actually enjoyed was Operation Anchorage but that was only because it changed Fallout 3 into a straight up FPS game. Point Lookout could have been interesting but it was short, tiny, uninteresting and full of godawful fetch quests.
Mothership Zeta? Oof. just... fuck. badly balanced dlc, awful level layouts. No interesting lore. And the alien weapons look like ass.
Don't EVEN get me started on Broken Steel holy fuck.

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