Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Ladies and Gentlemen
We understand that you
Have come tonight
To witness the sound
Of drum
And
Bass

We regret to inform you that this is not the case
Instead we bring to you
The sonic recreation
Of updating Windows 10

[*Increasingly agonised screams of boredom*]

Coming back to this specific post god I wish I had the wherewithal and the software to have done a capture of that segment I would have absolutely spent the time to edit that clip so that the moment Veronica punches the legion assassin in the back of the head and causes him to recoil from the damage, I'd cut to Roundabout by Yes and do that To Be Continued Jojo meme thing lol

I love dunking on the legion in this game they're just so absolutely deserving of it. I mean sure you COULD work for them...

but like... who the fuck would CHOOSE to honestly?? Who would look at the Legion and its ideals and go "yeah okay I wanna work for a bunch of misogynistic patriarchal incel LARPers with a boner for colonialism and imperialism" oh wait think I answered my own question huh.

Something about that kill was just... friggin glorious, I dunno why. I know it's not intentional but Veronica just sounded so friggin sarcy like, the legion assassin just utterly ignored she was there, got in front of her to threaten the Courier, and she just like "...welp. *DOINK* " and he gets stunned by it, then shot in the face as he's recoiling, going arse over tit, and his head rolls away. like, fuckin' lol, get owned, fash.

So I have Veronica following me around, of course as I am wandering around trying to get to this quest marker, when outta nowhere, a single solitary Legion Assassin comes up behind me and is like
"THE CAESAR HAS MARKED YOU FOR DEATH, AND THE LEGION OBEYS!"
Which swings my view around to face him.
He is on his own.
Veronica is right behind him
Veronica: *somehow sarcastically* "Uh oh" *PUNCH*
Me: *hipshot to the face*
Assassin: X_X

professional certifications for things like safety inspections, HACCP level, food safety, licencing etc.

but they're all handmade cross stitches.

(seriously the Bumper Sword and even its variants are hot friggin garbage honestly)

I would normally play Ra'avka in these sorts of games but it's too shooty for her. She prefers games with big melee weapons and even the Bumper Sword isn't big enough for her (or useful enough)

"Ren why did you name your FONV character Blackstar?"
mostly because of Celldweller's "Wish Upon a Black Star" album I guess lol

NCR: Hey Blackstar, you've been such a good friend to us so here's a key to our safehouse, take whatever you need from it
Blackstar: *didn't intend to be idolized by NCR, it just happened that way* uh... sure? okay, cool. guess I'll go check out this safehouse then.
NCR Safehouse: LOL HOPE YOU LIKE DEATHCLAWS FUCKO
Blackstar: ._. guess I'm going Independent Vegas then.

okay Kami is currently engaging in biological warfare against me *gags*

*daft punk intensifies*
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a collaborative shitpost

I tried to picture the content of the Google Docs as I repeatedly failed to load the page.

What did the words look like? Were they just memes? the bee movie script?

Were the pages neatly organised like a Mastodon timeline?

I kept dreaming of a document I thought I'd never see

and then

one day

 
 
I got i-[disconnected due to timeout]