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like I can jusut imagine her taking off her mask, shuddering as she takes in all the scents she normally dulls herself to with said rebreather, and snarls in rage, baring her gleaming, razor sharp teeth, gold eyes narrowing to slits as she does the lines that come along with it.

...it was especially satisfying when using it on the BoS murdering fucks who wiped out the Followers' outpost in Veronica's questline.

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oh dang I forgot FONV had a perk called "Terrifying Presence". fuck, that works so well for Blackstar.

Does anyone have any tips and/or resources regarding how to do collectivism and build community when you...?

* are prone to sensory overstimulation
(esp. sound in my case)
* are prone to social anxiety
* need time alone to recharge after most interactions

:boost_ok:

I love the internet because one (1) silly EDM music video can completely recontextualize the fucking crab emoji to mean “very excited”

realising that goddamn so many things in recent memory needed separate batteries like wiimotes, and realising as well I had totally forgotten that because things with buiult in batteries that you just connect via USB or a dock to charge them are so ubiquitous now.

kobold content 

a tiny kobold sneaks up on a sleeping dragon's lair, treading carefully through the hoard, clearly with the intent of steali- oh

nevermind, they just give the dragon a very small peck on the cheek and then leave just as stealthily for some reason

Oh also we're having an extension built on this house, and the builders got some roof tiles delivered and I cannot stop giggling every single time I walk past the packaging because apparently I am twelve years old

Random Invented Person: "Wow Polystyrene is so useful as a packaging material and it has no downsides whatsoever!"
Me, having tried to clear up some sheets of polystyrene packaging material as tidily as possible, now looking like a motion capture artist as a result of the little white balls of polystyrene stuck all over me thanks to Static Electricity: 😐 "y'sure 'bout that?" 😐

CP2077 is Duke Nukem Forever for those people who claim to be transhumanist but somehow also manage to be gender-essentialist.

Honestly there are only a few occasions where classical music is appropriate and the two main ones are:
A: you're at an opera or some other fancy rich fuck do and trying to appear classy for all the other rich fucks you want to impress with your rich fuckery
B: you are a rich fuck who is standing looking out the window of your corporate hq sipping some rich fuck wine while you watch millions of people die due to your direct actions and you feel smug about it because you are a rich fuck

Ahhh time to snuggle into bed and sleep

My brain: *BONETROUSLE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME*

me: .... Well at least it's not Handel's water music again.. Fucking hold musics.

fuck my throat is sore i'mma get a drink and go to bed i think

Crash Bandicoot has huge himbo energy
but also huge wholesome-gymbro energy

@Beancatte@snouts.online :o you got the kamu RT on birdsite!! :O :O :O \o/ certified good meow! \o/

If you want a space where you can post your bad opinions and no one can yell at you about how bad they are, might I suggest writing your opinions on looseleaf paper, folding them into little boats, and then pushing them down a stream

I drew my spells in chalk - I worked them into flowers and swirls on the footpath outside her house.

I loved her, though she never saw me, and she likely never would.

These were not love spells, or even spells to make her notice me.

These were spells to keep her safe, so she would be able to return to her home whole, healthy and unharmed after long hours of screaming, waving signs and dodging unmarked vans.

That was more important.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Tired: Velma Dinkley confirmed lesbian
Wired: Mystery Gang was always a polycule

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