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seriously my phone just cannot stay connected via wifi no matter what I do this is horse shit

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oh goddammit what is UP WITH this fucking WIFI GOD FUCK

BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD 🐝

why do i keep making the mistake of trying to catch up on news with twitter it's always gonna make me feel garbage

Nd feels, doing smalltalk 

That autistic feeling when six separate people ask “how’re you going?” within twenty minutes and every time you freeze for a bit trying to work out the correct balance of honest-but-not-too-honest considering the people and the context and your mental state and you finally manage to get out some approximation of “alright”.
And then if you manage to remember to return the question after all that worry, they invariably reply the same “oh, fine!”

if you put dragons in your game but don't have mechanics for kissing them then you're a coward who doesn't give a damn about realism

PSA: It's now possible to run homebrew on an unmodded PlayStation 2 using only a burned DVD, using this hack: cturt.github.io/freedvdboot.ht
Using that, I was able to rescue everything off my 15 year old memory card and convert it to (the pretty-good-at-this-point emulator) PCSX2's memory card format. It's a comfort to know that all these old adventures won't be lost to time.

with the blaster bomb launcher.

when everyone is still in the skyranger.

because your first action was to take one step outside with your veteran, and get missed by a low level Soldier alien with a plasmafuckinpistol.

who missed by miles with all three shots.

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thinking back to the original UFO: Enemy Unknown/XCOM: UFO Defence and how the most dangerous foe you'd ever face was not the Ethereals, or the Crysalids, or getting mind controlled at higher levels, or all that guff
no

it was johnny rookiefingers in the back of the skyranger who has somehow gotten hold of the Blaster Bomb launcher and because an alien fired a plasma pistol past the hatch, missing everyone entirely, he does the only thing he can, and panicfires into the wall behind him.

I just found out cataceans are even-toed ungulates

...

Dolphins are just wet deer

please boost, united states, gender affirming surgery, informed consent, resource 

a website that has a list of therapists that have pledged to write letters of recommendation for gender affirming surgery via informed consent: thegalap.org/pledge-signers-2-

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...big top burger is absolutely friggin wild and i goddamn love it god

In 1993 Infogrames rushed the release of Alone in the Dark 2, and as a result it came out in a near unplayable state. And then instead of rebalancing it they included a teleport that skipped the entire first part of the game in the CD-ROM version, and threw in this "SECRET DOORS" disk with later floppy releases.
So what was on that floppy? Well, it turns out that it's nothing but a six sets of saved games. It's not even noted which parts of the game they lead to! Remember: $9.95 value!

(I'll be honest if this isn't a vine or tiktok already I will be VERY surprised because this joke is like... friggin out there in the open ready to use, surely.)

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