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Welp, Star Wars Squadrons would be great so long as you don't want to play it VR without a standard Xbox style controller, or just want to play it on pc.

Native vr support my arse. Fucks sake, EA.

...uh

there's...

there's a Mi'qote in FF15.

I mean it's clearly a FF14 x ff15 crossover event. and there's the Chonk-obo there, with the right music and everything. but... wtf.

like, for real, they know exactly what they're doing, no doubt. But I bet you anything they fuckin love it when people are like "...w...was that a fuckin' pun!? ...wait do I dare bring it up in case it's not??" and all four of them are just there like "do it do it fuckin' ask if it was a pun I dare you :D :D :D YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HAHAHAH"

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Okay I'm not gonna lie FF15 might be my favourite Final Fnatasy game ever because pretyt much every conversation between the characters involves puns somewhere.

and they're all delivered ABSOLUTELY DEADPAN. it's fantastic.

Imagine Noctis as king and his pals as his chief advisors and just... puns. all the time. but they're all grim faced and serious looking when they deliver them so nobody can tell if they're DELIBERATE puns, then behind closed doors all four just bust out laughing.

ah man i really kinda wanna chill with pc building simulator again but... god i also wanna play more ff15 arrgh

nmhnh really want a Dualsense controller even if it doesn't work on pc yet because it WILL work on PC eventually I'm sure just... god... that controller looks fuckin beautiful not gonna lie but

fuck

i know better than to just preorder and get one, especially since there's INVARIABLY some kind of problem with it, I don't trust it enough to assume it'll be perfect outta the door.

'sides. not liek they'll disappear suddenly if I don't get one. FOMO is bullshit.

*stretches and yawns as they wake up, but instead of a yawn, the Nintendo Wii Mii Channel music plays*

youve heard of bass boosted now get ready for

babe boosted

*me placing down a Lugia card for the Pokemon TCG*
"I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN THE ATTACK POSITION!"
"...this is a poker tournament"
"conceding defeat I see?! THE DAY IS MINE!" *runs off with the winnings before anybody can catch me*

ukpol, trans, minors, - 

Oh, FFS.

"Anti-trans pressure group Transgender Trend has been invited to give evidence in a landmark court battle over transgender teenager’s access to puberty blockers, while LGBT+ charities Stonewall and Mermaids have been blocked from taking part."

"The hearing is due to take place in London on 7-8 October."

pinknews.co.uk/2020/10/05/pube

oh shit oh fuck

RT @HeadlineSmasher@twitter.com

Nintendo Is Finally Here, and It's Spreading to Surrounding Towns

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/st

horror movie but the obscure language they use to summon demons is just like, british

on the one hand, anime that turns lovecraftian horror monsters into generic big titty anime girls is boring, but on the other hand it'd make lovecraft fucking furious, so who can say whether or not it's bad

....oh. okay that's a really nice song, nevermind, carry on FF15.

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like fuck i'd even take amusement park . or pascal's village. or War to War, all of which are amazing tracks, but NO.

no i guiess it's gotta be... friggin... ... wait what track is it again?? Weight of the World or something??

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