Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

what if tmnt Shredder was actually named because the guy is wicked sick at guitar and/or skateboarding

and what if tmnt was actually just about skateboarding and Shredder was like, their lead rival instead of a supervillain who... is a super villain because he's angry that someone was better at kungfu than him??

... wait that WAS the basic summary of his characte rwasn't it? he became a villain because someone was better at kung fu than him. wow. jeez.

that meme sweater where it just covers the very front and maybe an area that would be covered by a belt and nothin' fuckin else and I'm like

yeah that's kinda hot but goddamn that must be freezing friggin cold jeez

WoW is just OwO from the mirror universe

Welp, Star Wars Squadrons would be great so long as you don't want to play it VR without a standard Xbox style controller, or just want to play it on pc.

Native vr support my arse. Fucks sake, EA.

...uh

there's...

there's a Mi'qote in FF15.

I mean it's clearly a FF14 x ff15 crossover event. and there's the Chonk-obo there, with the right music and everything. but... wtf.

like, for real, they know exactly what they're doing, no doubt. But I bet you anything they fuckin love it when people are like "...w...was that a fuckin' pun!? ...wait do I dare bring it up in case it's not??" and all four of them are just there like "do it do it fuckin' ask if it was a pun I dare you :D :D :D YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HAHAHAH"

Okay I'm not gonna lie FF15 might be my favourite Final Fnatasy game ever because pretyt much every conversation between the characters involves puns somewhere.

and they're all delivered ABSOLUTELY DEADPAN. it's fantastic.

Imagine Noctis as king and his pals as his chief advisors and just... puns. all the time. but they're all grim faced and serious looking when they deliver them so nobody can tell if they're DELIBERATE puns, then behind closed doors all four just bust out laughing.

ah man i really kinda wanna chill with pc building simulator again but... god i also wanna play more ff15 arrgh

nmhnh really want a Dualsense controller even if it doesn't work on pc yet because it WILL work on PC eventually I'm sure just... god... that controller looks fuckin beautiful not gonna lie but

fuck

i know better than to just preorder and get one, especially since there's INVARIABLY some kind of problem with it, I don't trust it enough to assume it'll be perfect outta the door.

'sides. not liek they'll disappear suddenly if I don't get one. FOMO is bullshit.

(it's a really long yawn)

*stretches and yawns as they wake up, but instead of a yawn, the Nintendo Wii Mii Channel music plays*

*me placing down a Lugia card for the Pokemon TCG*
"I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN THE ATTACK POSITION!"
"...this is a poker tournament"
"conceding defeat I see?! THE DAY IS MINE!" *runs off with the winnings before anybody can catch me*