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oh damn I'm going by Ren on Among Us but I'm thinking I should call myself A Fungus

me: please, please stop this, I have things I need to do today-
my brain: AAAAALL THE CATGIRLS. SO MANY CATGIRLS.
me: *sobbing* Pleaeaaaasse no

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My brain: Five star operators are a preference for the habitual gamer of what is known as-
me: wh...why does this sound familiar??
Brain: ARKNIGHTS
me: oh no

I really like the "Can you beat [Game] with(out) [item/action]?" style challenge runs of games, especially gamechamp3000's videos, so you could imagine my surprise when I found out after like a year of following them that they're non binary and use she/they pronouns, like that's really cool, trans folks really are just way funnier than cis people.

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Incoherent nonce thought it was a good idea to jump into my mentions and white Knight for TERFs, complete with r-slur.

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honestly if you literally just attacked a tree with an algorithm but SOMETHING is gonna love it, so you know, emulate perfectly the whole class?

everyone who was previously throwing accusations and questions around just... fuckin' stopped and started posting lol and whatnot and decided to skip voting.

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Played a few games, I usually pick the colour green, use the postit note hat, and the labcoat skin, so in one game when I jumepd into a public room and someone was already Green I didn't notice I got shifted to pink, and was doing tasks, when green's dead body got reported and I was like "OH WHAT, ALREADY!? I DIDN@T EVEN SEE ANYBODY GOD WTF" then realised I was still alive, not dead, and was like "...wait I'm PINK!?" and I accidentally derailed the entire vote lol

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tfw you get an achievement within the first five minutes of a game for literally jsut doing something anybody would do on the game and find out that only like 80 odd percent of players have that achievement

like

wtf

is it counting people who own it but haven't played it? Or did some people just boot it up, close it, never play it again???

British Sign Language are currently offering "pay what you can" on their fully accredited 20 hour BSL course

during the current pandemic, where folk won't be able to lipread on account of masks, this is vital

PRETTY sure Gladio's response of "Easy there big spender" is more of an objection to him not appreciating camping. I mean, that would make sense given his character, but.

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Okay I do have one issue with FF15.

I'm playing it with the japanese VA and english subtitles, and... I don't know MUCH, but I know ENOUGH Japanese to know when what's being ACTUALLY said is not the same as what the subtitles are telling me they're saying. I'm sure it's got the same intent and similar context or meaning behind it, but I'm pretty sure when after taking down a bounty that pays a lot of Gil, and Prompto yells "HOTERU!!" is not saying "Lap of luxury here we come!".

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i'm going into the timeline

and i need ONLY your STRONGEST hot takes.

fucks sake seriously I'm JUST pressing right. You're JUST walking in a straight line to the right. WHY when I'm holding attack do you ZOOM OFF TO THE FUCKING SIDE AND INTO A WALL SO YOU GET STUCK AND GET HIT BY AN INSTANT DEATH LASER, FUCK YOU GAME

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hitting a wall in Guardian Tales because of three things
1: Imprecise controls that do their own thing sometimes because Mobile Game so I keep getting stuck on fucking walls
2: fucking wifi keeps cutting out at JUUUST the right time, right when I'm dodging or in the middle of something or on a time limit.
3: Framerate drops suddenly, and ALWAYS riht when I need to make a precise dodge or action so i miss it entirely because the framedrop means the game ignores any and all controls :D :D :D >:O

i honestly respect people who question their gender and decide theyre cis because they thought about gender harder than 99% of cis people do

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