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oh dear am i infodumping about big top burger ._.;

*marks it up on the list of things they will ramble about unprompted for hours given even half a chance, alongside Gunstar Heroes*

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(this is also why Cesare is not seen with Conrad, Francis and Doctor in the end credits for Greasepaint, the finale of season 1, in the restaurant that Steve, Billie and Tim go to. Cesare hides his true nature and may actually be undead, whereas his staff, like the crew of Big Top Burger, are just humans in makeup, but Steve is proud of his heritage and doesn't hide it, though he's i suppose safer because people think clowns aren't real and he's harmless to others)

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Ergo:

Steve is perhaps one of very few clowns left in the world, or might even be the last one, but is a gentle, and possibly immortal, soul who simply wishes happiness and joy for everyone, and just wants to serve tasty, fun burgers, which people clearly enjoy.

This is why Penny is so accepting of Steve and his weirdness, as she is a good sort too, and Tim continues to work with him, despite him being weirded out by his boss. Billie will eventually come around I'm sure.

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5: Steve also has a daughter. a daughter we never see. One can only guess what she might be.
6: Steve can TELEPORT as one of his clown powers. and also switch clothes or items with someone in an instant and can summon food and items from nowhere. These powers are demonstrated repeatedly, in Kid and Elk especially, but also in Stove, the first episode.
7: Steve does not bother to correct Penny, Billie or Tim on them claiming clowns aren't real, despite obviously hearing them, merely chuckling.

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mindboggling to me that Big Top Burger postulates several things

1: General populace largely believe clowns aren't real and it's all costume, but it's possible that clowns WERE once real, and were a separate species
2: Steve is an ACTUAL, GENUINE Clown, ergo, has some reality bending powers.
3: Cesare, his rival in Zomburger, knows this, is aware of this, might legit be a real zombie/vampire/undead himself, and there is/was an undead v clown war.
4: Steve's son is an Elk.

good design: the developers of N++ found that a lot of playtesters felt like they sucked at the game because they kept dying, so they made it so that the demos that play on the title screen are all of the character failing. you'll never see the ninja on the menu reach the exit. it's as if to say "don't worry, you're supposed to die a lot. you'll get there."

hilarious design: as you play the game, those demos get replaced with your own fuckups

RT @KiwiEV@twitter.com

Now, if this isn't the coolest thing you've seen today then you need to close the refrigerator. It's an animation of how bridges were built in Central Europe in the middle-ages.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KiwiEV/status/1316

I make fursona plushies !

Also known as "anthropomorphized animal plushies"

I can make them naked, with a hoodie and / or a kigurumi that fits them. Maybe other clothes too, let's discuss it :)

Count at least 125 euros + shipping !

#fursona #furry #furryart

hiraeng

Facebook trying to police adults in VR 

roadtovr.com/facebook-expanded

Eat shit and die Zuckerfuck. If me and a friend want to get consensually touchy in VR in a private space there is nothing you can do to stop us, and no matter how much you try to act like the dictator of VR space all you’re going to do is push people to jailbreak and home brew the shit out of every device you put on the market.

if youre gonna do a vote and youre in california just do a no on prop 22. the one that was literally written by like uber or some shit to keep drivers as independent contractors and prevent them from unionizing or getting the absolute bare minimum of worker protections

some personal character design stuff for a side game I've been part of. Real good time but im just happy to have something more colored done for once lol

full res on patreon like usual
patreon.com/necrotext

Finished up something for myself. Ive felt really bad lately but I wanted to do myself a kindness. Its not super involved and its real loose just to get things across but otherwise I felt better making it

Likewise full res is on patreon patreon.com/necrotext

oh damn I'm going by Ren on Among Us but I'm thinking I should call myself A Fungus

me: please, please stop this, I have things I need to do today-
my brain: AAAAALL THE CATGIRLS. SO MANY CATGIRLS.
me: *sobbing* Pleaeaaaasse no

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My brain: Five star operators are a preference for the habitual gamer of what is known as-
me: wh...why does this sound familiar??
Brain: ARKNIGHTS
me: oh no

I really like the "Can you beat [Game] with(out) [item/action]?" style challenge runs of games, especially gamechamp3000's videos, so you could imagine my surprise when I found out after like a year of following them that they're non binary and use she/they pronouns, like that's really cool, trans folks really are just way funnier than cis people.

Domain Block 

wintermute.fr.to

Incoherent nonce thought it was a good idea to jump into my mentions and white Knight for TERFs, complete with r-slur.

#FediBlock

honestly if you literally just attacked a tree with an algorithm but SOMETHING is gonna love it, so you know, emulate perfectly the whole class?

everyone who was previously throwing accusations and questions around just... fuckin' stopped and started posting lol and whatnot and decided to skip voting.

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