Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Surprised at how well the original Commander Keen holds up in terms of how it feels to platform about on it. Despite the movement feeling... floaty??... it feels weirdly responsive and like you have more or less full control. It's pretty intuitive.

god my internet is being piss

I had no idea there was going to be an Undertale alarm clock and...

i mean, there isn't now, b ut... look at this dialogue from it omfg :O

https://undertale.com/alarmclock/#characters

oh hey I know what could really stress this pc to see how well it runs things!

Nintendo 64 emulation! :D

o/' I just called
to say

awooooo o/'

handflapping and giggling like a bloody hyena because of this cursed fuckin' thought god i love it

THE CROCS KNIGHT COMETH

so, crocs

but thigh high crocs, right? Everyone's seen that monstrosity, everyone's aware of it, that's not new. But I got to thinking. Crocs are like... stiff plastic/rubber, right?

...so if thjey were REALLY thigh length boots designed like crocs, you'd have to like... design them like plate armour.

and THERE IT IS

FULL PLATE ARMOUR, BUT CROCS.

thinkin' about that time the sailor moon us dub changed Uranus and Neptune to be not just "cousins" but "Best cousins", whatever that means, just to avoid showing a lesbian couple.

and yet... still managed to foul that up with how clumsily they tried to cover it up, lol.

florian is your 32 cm owl properly rotated?

ah yes, the famous Vocaloid character, Hamesoptome Meokid,

Hexen on the other hand? NOW I get why it was so well received. It's a totally different beast to Doom. It's not "Doom but fantasy", it's its own thing, just happening to use a very modified Doom engine. There's far more of a focus on traps and puzzles, there's some absolutely wild detail gone into the levels and atmospherics, an inventory system of sorts, aand using items becomes rather important too for bolstering your attacks.

It's really good stuff, I'm impressed.

Alright so I've played Hexen and Heretic for the first time (aside from years and years ago where I played a demo of hexen and maybe the shareware version of Heretic very briefly and wasn't that impressed with either) and ... dang I was wrong about them.

Heretic is straight up just The Catacomb Abyss but Doomified, so it's understandable I was a bit "meh" about it, but the monster designs are p. cool, and there's some neat touches here and there, environment wise.