Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

looking through my old files and... found a weird one of a fake album cover I made and I have NO fucking clue what it was I used to pick the name, image and text, but... looking at it now I'm like "fuck this looks punk as hell kinda wtf"

https://i.imgur.com/d3tNT.jpg like, pretty sure the words might have been from random wiki crawls but... NO idea what the image is from. This was years ago so I have no memory of what spurred this but p. sure it was some thread on a forum.

Surprised at how well the original Commander Keen holds up in terms of how it feels to platform about on it. Despite the movement feeling... floaty??... it feels weirdly responsive and like you have more or less full control. It's pretty intuitive.

god my internet is being piss

I had no idea there was going to be an Undertale alarm clock and...

i mean, there isn't now, b ut... look at this dialogue from it omfg :O

https://undertale.com/alarmclock/#characters

oh hey I know what could really stress this pc to see how well it runs things!

Nintendo 64 emulation! :D

o/' I just called
to say

awooooo o/'

handflapping and giggling like a bloody hyena because of this cursed fuckin' thought god i love it

THE CROCS KNIGHT COMETH

so, crocs

but thigh high crocs, right? Everyone's seen that monstrosity, everyone's aware of it, that's not new. But I got to thinking. Crocs are like... stiff plastic/rubber, right?

...so if thjey were REALLY thigh length boots designed like crocs, you'd have to like... design them like plate armour.

and THERE IT IS

FULL PLATE ARMOUR, BUT CROCS.

thinkin' about that time the sailor moon us dub changed Uranus and Neptune to be not just "cousins" but "Best cousins", whatever that means, just to avoid showing a lesbian couple.

and yet... still managed to foul that up with how clumsily they tried to cover it up, lol.

florian is your 32 cm owl properly rotated?

ah yes, the famous Vocaloid character, Hamesoptome Meokid,

Hexen on the other hand? NOW I get why it was so well received. It's a totally different beast to Doom. It's not "Doom but fantasy", it's its own thing, just happening to use a very modified Doom engine. There's far more of a focus on traps and puzzles, there's some absolutely wild detail gone into the levels and atmospherics, an inventory system of sorts, aand using items becomes rather important too for bolstering your attacks.

It's really good stuff, I'm impressed.