can I just say btw that the emergency broadcast receiver from NMS is shaped like a friend?
https://nomanssky.gamepedia.com/File:PRODUCT.LOCATOR.ABAND.png
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my friend commissioned @ brushykb on Twitter to draw this i n c r e d i b l e Actual Real Life Snapshot of me doing #DafYomi as a New Year's gift and i COULD NOT be more thrilled and happy with it!!! heck heck heck heck heck!!! #NewProfilePic
(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)
me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*
HEY NINTENDO
RT @ctrlcreep@twitter.com
Artificial scarcity is an admission of weakness, a fear that in abundance you would be less valuable, less loved, incapable of filling all that time
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1344042988847181824
followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."
@Nine
Trebuczechia
The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/night-in-the-woods/home #freegame
(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy )
On this day, the largest mass-execution in US history
Broken treaties lead to stolen food and five dead settlers, a brief war, the displacement of several nations, and the execution of 38 Dakota warriors at once.
it's Christmas! please consult the following gift etiquette chart to make the appropriate face and/or gesture for the camera when opening a given category of present:
- toys and games: pure childlike delight, just like in the commercials
- cooking gear: hold it up and pretend to lick it (can be tricky if it's a stand mixer)
- socks (general): bemused stare
- socks (thigh-highs and/or pride colors): put them on immediately. if multiple people got you these, put the longest ones on first so the shorter ones can show
- box full of nothing: grin knowingly and place a cat in the box, or yourself if you are a catgirl
- electronics: not so much a gesture as the extended performance piece that is integrating them into the local A/V web
- batteries for other gifts: find the giver and hug the shit out of them and tell them you treasure their foresight and they're just, the best, you know?
- anything horny: ahegao hard, or ahegao home
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.