Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

hey guess who just had a root canal AND a filling done at the same time! 😂​😂​😂​😂​

(god this is gonna suck in an hour or two oh my fuck)

I am an adult, and yet this still made me absolutely lose my shit giggling for two minutes straight.

Marked sensitive because bathroom humour.

...damn you know I forgot something about when I used to play DN3d a lot and played a bunch of maps... a lot of people seemed to forget SCALE.

like, thjey'd have these really nice looking cities and everything, but vending machines and arcades would be RIIIIIDONCULOUSLY TALL, meaning that Duke seemed like he was ... what... three foot tall.

little babby man

i dunno why but any kind of joke that relies on audio either becoming muffled/muted, or UNmuffled/muted, is ridiculously funny to me.

see: Lilo and Stitch, the bit where Lilo wakes Nani up to show Stitch functioning as a record player, or this ridiculously silly video: https://twitter.com/K1NGRK9/status/1351263038704390153

speaking of spess kobolz

one of these days I will get video (and importantly audio) of Misty doing her caterwauling when she's "caught" the ever so dangerous and agile prey of.... her catnip filled plush fish. XD It's super cute.

me: *hits photo mode while my character in NMS is sitting down to take a screenshot of my "Space Kobold"*
me: hmm, too plain, let's see iiiiifff.... *holding tilt angle causing the view to spin so it slowly rotates to the side, still focused on my character* ... o/' THIS is a story ALL ABOUT how my LIFE GOT FLIPPED -

There Are Two Wolves inside y-...

...wait

why is there only one wolf??

WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE GOTTEN TO!? OH GOD CALL SECURITY, ONE OF THE WOLVES IS- SHIT, SHIT WHERE DID THE FIRST ONE GO TOO!?

daily reminder that Skullomania from Arika's Street Fighter EX series's theme, Amusementive Crime, is awesome as hell

NMS has random roving drug and black market module dealers flying around and i fucking love it lol

OH MY FUCKING GOD

So occasionally traders will land their ship on a planet you're on, usually pretty near you. they ALWAYS seem a bit shifty, and they ALWAYS sell Suspicious modules, which are kinda... usually around the A-S rank of upgrades, but are A) more variable in the benefits they give, and B) often alter things that normal upgrade modules of any kind can never alter.

...I ALSO realised they also sell NipNip Buds oh my GOD

...I just realised Nipnip buds are listed as a "weed" that grows in "dank" places.

honestly I'm surprised it took me this long to get this reference. Like, the onyl way it could have been more obvious if the description for geknip, from which it is made, was "lol 420 blaze it"