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basically screwed by delivery company i guess. bnet you anything the fuckin' bag of duck food was on the same delivery as the cat food but the guy wasn't paying attention and didn't want to go back and check for it so basically just "lost" it. fucksake.

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*10PM*
Where's my fuckin' PARCEL SHITCOCK!?
"new account who dis"

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my ducks need their goddamn food you bastards where is their food

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"Your delivery of two items will be arriving today at some point!"
oh cool, when?
"Any time up to 10pm!"
...fine i guess.
"ah! got an update for you! between 2 and 4pm!"
yay!
*2:30pm, one part arrives, driver only has that bit, other part says it's still being delivered by 4pm*
...weird but okay.
*3:59pm*
"uh between 2:30 and 4:30 we mean! yeah!"
...y...yay?
*4:40pm*
=_=
"..."
=___=
"........"
=__________=*
"...by ten pm? ahaha..."
=_______________= fiiiine...
*9:55pm*
\( 'A' )*/

hhhhhfghjfgsdhlksfd why am i being so indecisive about musics when I play NMS i swea rI've been playing more around with winamp than I have been the actual game just tyring to get music I don't have ot keep skipping through all the time

oh in case you have beat saber on steam btw

and it suddenly stops detecting controller bindings at all and refuses to let you do anything in it

because that happened ot me and it took me ages to figure out why but

you need to download DynamicOpenVR for Beat Saber, and just... unzip it into the Beat Saber directory, then it will magically work again.

Turns out Beat Saber, still, uses a lot of old legacy vr stuff and that just... broke, apparently.

...in before someone says "for FUX sake don't you mean? =w= "

...because that is absolutely something /I/ would do. and I want dibs.

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me: "You know, NMS, despite being largely completely proc-genned in all its things, including data log entries in the derelict freighter missions, is pretty good at not being completely ridiculous no-"
NMS: *this*
me: ".... oh for fucks sake."

This campaign is only running until February 22nd, though, so make sure to get your orders in soon. If we hit our goal before then, though... let's just say I've got a few fun stretch goals in mind. >:3c 💗🧡💚💜🖤

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me: "God finally, I think I've finally sorted out the wifi disc positions so that they're getting a full signal 100% of the time!"
wifi disc in my room: *ominous laughing*
me: "...wait... what's fun-"
wifi disc: *turns blue 'everything is great!' light to 'eeeh signal's weak!' orange!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
me: "oh you motHER FU"

not because you said/wrote it wrong, but because I'll end up saying it to myself like that, and it'll be funny for some reason. like honse, or birb.

like,. god, i love the word birb.

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i am such a gremlin brain that i will literally giggle for ages if you just say a single word but it's spelled/pronounced weird.

i do not feel great today ugh.
had a headache all nlast night, and thought "mmh, maybe I just need to sleep", and...

i did

and the same headache is still there. and i feel kinda nauseous from it. so i've tkaen pain meds and now I feel all floaty. :|

birdsite, trans, wholesome 

“So, as a trans woman I’ve gotten a lot of strange comments over the years about my body and appearance.

“And one that always sticks out to me is: ‘You know, wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman.'”

So, she posted this video. ^_^;

nitter.net/ayyy_vuh/status/135

*realises the SOR remake OST has a track called "walking bottom". ._. *

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