Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Really dunno what Sega were thinking there... "It was the 90s! It's a different time!" Says imaginary chud mcstrawman . Yeah. It was wrong back then too.

Ash is just... Ugh. Not at all amusing. And also not fun to fight in general either, even without being a horrific gay stereotype.

Really yearning for a streets of rage 3 hack or mod that translates and re-implements all the Bare Knuckle 3 storyline, cutscenes, and dialogue... EXCEPT for Ash.

tim to play vibeogem

hooooly shit Streets of Rage 4 is...

...god it's so fuckin GOOD it is quite literally the best streets of rage game I've ever played?? wtf??????

also Cherry Hunter is absolutely the best character I haven't played Blaze or Axel or Floyd yet but I may do at some point I tried out Cherry first and holy fuck her moveset is 100% my fuckin' JAM. GOD. SO cool.

gettin plagarised by my own bot =^=

Other people's shower thoughts:
"lol buttered cat dynamo lol watering water makes it grow rofl"

My shower thoughts:
My brain, slamming hands on the desk with Phoenix Wright music playing: "Your honour, I present evidence that the defendant is CLEARLY NOT CIS AND NEVER WAS."
Judge: *pikachu_shocked.png*
Me: *YAMERO_cat.jpg*

tentacles?
nah

friendicles!

*kitty yawns*
me: "oohh, BIG mood!~"

(we did of course, eventually, and it's woefully anticlimactic, so I'm just ignoring reality and just assuming we'll never truly know)

did we ever find out what it was Miami Mike did?

nanoswarms are just boneless computer