Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Like this poor boy just wants to make sashimi and rest and sure he can fight and is good with a knife but no he's just a regular ass Street food chef who just because he LOOKS like some kind of mafia hitman gets dragged into SO MUCH SHIT. Even his Elite 2 skin, where even Hung gets "dramatic combat pose to show how badass he really is!!", Whereas Jaye's is just "no, really, I'm just a street chef. Can I go nap now?"

Like, Hung, Ask, Waai Fu, and Jaye, I love all those dorks so much. Aak? Jaded and cynical Street doctor who absolutely has no patience for doing the "right" thing when there are more pragmatic and effective (if perhaps morally reprehensible) solutions, but his moral compass, Hung (The Goodest Boy) keeps him from going too far. Waai Fu who is straight up a Kung Fu movie protag, and maybe watched too much kamen rider, and then Jaye... Who just wants a nap

Apropos of nothing, I think honestly my favourite characters in Arknights are all the kinda weird ones that are probably largely useless in the game, but I just love their personalities and backstories

...30-50 feral Pogs.

me: *trying to focus on anything at all*
my brain: 30-50 feral hogs

i have a theory that Wish dot com is actually an entirely AI/algorithm driven site and backend, and indeed, stocking system. There are no human parts to this website. Customer service, maybe, but all the adverts, all the listings, all the products, all are ordered according to an AI that is learning as it goes, and is being trained off data from ad networks.

huh, middle click on my mouse is being unresponsive., like, completely so. Googling around, found out that maybe it turns out that there's dirt caught in the clicker, and it suggests turning the mouse to the side and just... hammering that middle wheel a lot to dislodge it.

...it... did actually sorta work. huh.

gotta figure out a gentler way of this but... hm. worth looking into

Thought: a spider gal who runs a bar. Patrons come in, she serves drinks and snacks, lets them have a nice quiet time. a lot of folks come there regularly, she even has rooms for people to stay in if they need somewhere to hide or rest. She's super nice even though she sometimes weirds out newbies to the place by calling them her "sweet little prey" and insisting on tucking them into bed at nights with her hand woven bedsheets.

but she really is harmless. She's just a nice host to the patrons!

thanks to the internet, whenever i hear the phrase "You're out of touch", i immediately have to break into song with "I'm outta tiii~iiime~, but I'm outta my head when you're not around~ o/'"

no exceptions.

which is why i was fired from the board of directors.