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re; last boost

boosting it because it's fuckin gold and i posted it pretty late last night I think

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Eye contact, screenshot of character from videogame 

My character in monster Hunter stories 2 has extremely sleepy gremlin energy

Eye contact, screenshot of character from videogame 

My character in monster Hunter stories 2 has extremely sleepy gremlin energy

Activision-Blizzard Picket Line Today 

Please do not play any of these games today to support those striking.
Call of Duty, Crash Bandicoot, Guitar Hero, Tony Hawk's, Spyro/Skylanders, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, Overwatch, and Candy Crush Saga.

AAA games: "WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE UR-GAME. THE ONLY GAME YOU'LL EVER NEED. IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND GET A STIFFY AT THE SAME TIME"

Playdate: "ahahah, um... we made this thing we like it, we hope you like it too, we're trying our best unu'

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Fun fact: FedEx and UPS have developed working teleportation technology. They use it exclusively to put "Sorry We Missed You" stickers on your door.

genuinely spend large portions of the game either humming "Fighting Dreamers" from Naruto or "Follow Me" from Sonic Adventure to myself lol

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It's nice tho. it's got a fair bit of replayability. There's character customisation too, and I finally got enough stuff to get what's called the "Chibi mask" which makes your character smol.

Most I'm sure get this because smol bean uwu, but I got it because it has a particular quirk with the default run animation.

Normally, once you hit maximum run speed, you start naruto running, but it's hard to get that fast. With the chibi mask, ALL running is Naruto running.

Ergo, best mask.

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(also the game is JAAAANKKKKKKK loool. there are so many goddamn glitches and stuff in it. it's actually kind of charming except in certain places where the jank genuinely gets in the way, and unfortunately these are in the most difficult sections too)

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like, it has a text prediction thing, but it's bloody awful, unintuitive, and awkward as hell to use. it's a nightmare. it means any text responding to people is SLOW and i often miss stuff they've typed at me because they have a phone keyboard that, you know, actually FUNCTIONS, and can do gesture typing/Swype, (and also can do emojo). and also i can't see what's being typed or said until I've finished typing. x-x;

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in less awful fuckin angrymaking news, i've been playing Sky: Children of the Light on Switch lately (it's by the people who made Journey, flOw and Flower, so, you know, nice and chill, pretty experience, though more social and multiplayer focused than Journey... despite having many of the same story beats), since it was recently ported to the Switch from Mobile. It controls better by the looks of things, but oh my god nintendo your onscreen keyboard SUUUUUCKKKKSSS

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Here's a free playtest for a new (upcoming) mythic fantasy role playing game. This is what my role-playing game THE PIT eventually turned into. I hope you enjoy checking it out - I'll post updates sporadically for this here and elsewhere.

Attached is the game and a .zip of some materials (sheets, etc). They are a bit provisional but check them out.

people are complaining about windows 10's built-in 'anti-virus' program which regularly keeps automatically removing legitimate files leading to broken applications, which, if true, is exciting, as it means microsoft have finally achieved parity with linux distributions' built-in 'package manager' program which regularly keeps automatically removing legitimate files leading to broken applications

*looks at heterosexual couple*
Which one of you is the roaring synth part of the PS1 intro and which is the twinkly bit with detuned synth undertones

the push to re-instate Queer as a slur is TERF agenda because its easier for them to figure out who the "wrong" sorts are by neat little labels. Queer is too inclusive and too covert and they HATE it.

so using Queer is a real schrodinger problem. you're either the right or wrong type but they can't know which until they look in the box and it drives them up the wall.

good. die mad about it. i'll die queer.

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