Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

sooo, Arknights is doing the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege crossover event, and I'm playing through the story of this event because , fuck it, free resources and stuff, why not.

did not expect to get in depth lore about the Arknights world and how Originium Arts work either, especially medical Arts. Neat.

moved a sofabed out of my room into the spare room, and my cats are a li'l confused about the suddenly big open space where there used to be furniture. They'll get over it I'm sure... it DOES however give me a nice space to put OTHER furniture, so that's nice.

fallout 4 has a game of the year edition...

...whose?

whose game of which year??

i suppose it's not all bad though.

I mean, if it was fallout 76 getting a "GOTY" edition I think I'd about die.

what i should be doing: things
what i am actually doing: not

if your harpies are just human but with buttwings then you are a coward

bird feet, talons, wings not arms. how dare you come at me with this buttwing bullshittery and call it a harpy.

but no. Wayne had to be a jerk and then Garth was compelled to hide his emotions and feelings :<

what if Wayne had been honest when Garth asked him that question about Bugs Bunny

what if instead of laughing and saying no repeatedly before finishing it off with a very curt and final no, he'd been like "oh my god YES finally someone said it!" and they could have bonded over that mutual attraction to a cartoon character

hashtag end escort quests

together we can save people's lives by ending this horrific torture

also as i was reminded, it's perhaps not the programmer's fault but the design team of the game's fault for making a game where an escort quest is part of it, or marketing for thinking people like those, or whoever the ceo fuck is for allowing programmers to be forced to make escort quests.

all programming languages should come with a built in feature that states "if escortQuest.EXISTS then TERMINATE" anbd it cannot be overridden

(this toot brought to you by various spirits requiring what is 100% an escort quest in all the worst possible ways in Sky: Children of the Light, especially in areas with enemies that can and will kick your ass immediately, and OH it JUST SO HAPPENS that said escort quest goes RIGHT THROUGH AREAS THEY PATROL and you are on a timelimit so you can't just wait it out)

hey game programmers here's a tip for how to make escort quests in your game;

DON'T