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Kami: HI
Me: oh hi kitten. how are-
Kami: GONNA LUV U
Me: Okay! Come here and get some pe-
Kami: *walks across keyboard, smacks me in the face with her tail and knocks my glasses off my face, before walking back across the keyboard and settling on my left hand*
Me: ...thanks for that , cat.
Kami: *VIBRATES*

it's okay the furry lmp has vacated my arm/lap. i mean my friend's arm/lap.

who is also me

the furry lump was my cat.

okay masto how do i deal with a soft and affectionate purry lump that is snuggling up on my arm right now asking for a friend

There we go, disabled and reenabled my network adapter and that seems to have fixed things...s.sssommmeehow?

(bad joke) how do you tell the difference between a european hedgehog and an american hedgehog 

the european one will run at 50hz, and the american one at 60hz.

commission me to write a song about your fursona. 1 song = $20,000
1 album = $2,000,000
note: songs will be extremely good

The fact that I paused mid getting changed to type that out, and this toot as well, should tell you all you need to know about my time management skills as well

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*accidentally knocks something out of bag onto floor whilst changing after work* Heck
*In reaching for object, knocks it over further away* double heck!
*Manages to retrieve object, drops it by mistake* triple heck!!
*Finally puts it back in the bag, knocks it out of the bag again whilst getting next item of clothes* HECKINGS

gotta remember how I found the powersaves 3ds we bought
but it needs a break from The Surge ^^;

How to Masto:

The number on the right is a toot's power, or how much damage it can do. The one on the left is its toughness, how much damage it can take.

To summon a toot, you have to tap your feeds to gain moods.

just realized that AOL instant messenger survived long enough to see itself become vaporwave

a potential term for some nonbinary sheep can be an "uwu" as opposed to ram or ewe pass it on 🐏

here's a few things I like unironically that are generally regarded as trash.

Sonic R (specifically its music mostly)
Rolo the Elephant (I like its music and the game is adorable and cute and yeah the bosses are awful but I still love it)
The Street Fighter 2 live action film (pretty much only because of Raul Julia who gives 200% goddamn percent in a movie that is undeniably awful. plus some great lines from various characters in it. so much fun)

I refuse to feel shame for these things.

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