Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

*opens mouth slowly, emits, without moving, the Mii Channel music*

there we go. also good morning

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https://twitter.com/London_Geekfest/status/1001885955127623680

Very dear friend helps host this, they got Knightmare Live it seems :3

https://thehackerblog.com/zenmate-vpn-browser-extension-deanonymization-hijacking-vulnerability-3-5-million-affected-users/index.html , courtesy of https://mastodon.social/@x0rz/100119469651999061

Oh goodie Burnout Paradise Remastered has the bikes

seriously look at this thing https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/9/91/019Rattata-Alola.png/600px-019Rattata-Alola.png

this isn't just a rattata

this is a rattata who wants PICTURES OF SPINARAKMAN

guess who totally forgot that the Alolan Rattata totally had a swanky moustache

please kitten stop stepping on the keyboard please please please I want to not randomly press hotkeys or toot random garbage into the ether.

... i mean.... I guess I already do the latter but I mean it's carefully curated random garbage.

Nobody wants to read endless toots of "BZBHGLFGHBHBLLGHBLGHGLLBBH" and fart noises that occasionally go around my mind.

"Non human-form female non-human races aren't marketable!" only because you've cultivated the market in such a way as to make it so.

The market is there, you just lack the courage to tap into it. WREST CONTROL OF THE MARKET BY ITS HORNS.

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that...wasn't a double entendre i promise you. at least it wasn't meant to be

smash the practice of making female non-human races just humans with "Star Trek" makeup on and a different skin colour. Make the female variants just as different to humans as the male ones. stop being lazy, gamedevs! give us proper monster girls! Give us proper animal races, not just "lol catgirls"! Make troll women buff and tall and toothy! don't just make them humans with green skin and pointy ears you cowards!

"why isn't my ps4 working with this tv?? why am I getting no connection? What do you MEAN there's no HDMI cable connected!? It's right THERE-on the floor it's not connected because I forgot to connect it oh my god i'm such an idiot argh ._.; " - me as of five minutes ago.

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Sleepi Sleep sknq
Comfiness snoozin in
Sleepi Sleep sknq
asleep as i can be o/'

Hm why is it such a pain trying to find a notification sound on my XA1 that doesn't make me flinch or is too quiet to really hear...

...also why is the vibration so goddamn loud that it makes me flinch whenever I get a notification.

Why can't all phones have settings to adjust vibration. :|

heck it i feel kinda cruddy on my face and skin imma shower now