While Alice Cooper the band is a legend in shock rock, Alice Cooper the man is legitimately one of the best human beings in the US. He spends a substantial amount of his time and money helping fellow rockers beat addiction, and has been known to drop everything in order to make sure that a fan or friend is safe and secure. He's a feminist, pro-LGBTQ+, and is just generally a Good Dude.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 09, 2018, 22:40

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 09, 2018, 22:40

Jun 09, 2018, 22:40

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

thanks to the internet any time I see the words "oh no" typed I hear them in my head with Knuckles' voice from Sonic Adventure.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jun 09, 2018, 22:32

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**IRIS "morbid doodling" JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Jun 09, 2018, 22:32

Jun 09, 2018, 22:32

IRIS "morbid doodling" JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

TODAY'S FASHION FIND: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwilightsFancy?ref=l2-shopheader-name HOLOGRAPHIC CHOKERS. nero sent the first one to me and said "hey, be honest here, how trans femme aesthetic is this?" (the answer is EXTREMELY trans femme aesthetic)

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 09, 2018, 21:22

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 09, 2018, 21:22

Jun 09, 2018, 21:22

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

In a conversation with my housemate I suddenly got a terrible idea

open world wrestling game
BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

everything is phys enabled.

EVERYTHING

even the ring. Even the structures making up the ring. even the building. even the ground. even the PLANET.
THE WORLD IS WRESTLABLE

SUPLEX THE PLANET THROUGH A BLACK HOLE

/THAT YOU CAN ALSO SUPLEX/

like katamari damacy only wrestling things instead of rolling them up.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 09, 2018, 15:19

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 09, 2018, 15:19

Jun 09, 2018, 15:19

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

(pooptooting/jokey use of CW) Sally forth and slamme, and welcome to yon jamme

(Jean Claude Van Damme)

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 20:39

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 20:39

Jun 08, 2018, 20:39

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Psst.

Hey

Hey kid

Wanna buy an internet memm?

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jun 08, 2018, 18:24

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**tom (available elsewhere)** @tom@slime.global · Jun 08, 2018, 18:24

Jun 08, 2018, 18:24

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@blackle https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1005153015769305088

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jun 08, 2018, 18:41

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**One-Goat Rodeo** @Zero_Democracy@mastodon.social · Jun 08, 2018, 18:41

Jun 08, 2018, 18:41

One-Goat Rodeo @Zero_Democracy@mastodon.social

Atari released a laptop version of one of the STs, called the STacy, in 1989. It's exactly what "Atari laptop from 1989" makes you picture. (It had built-in MIDI functionality and Yamaha sound hardware that made it a good way to do portable music sequencing/control.)

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jun 08, 2018, 15:35

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**gone** @kobold@awoo.space · Jun 08, 2018, 15:35

Jun 08, 2018, 15:35

gone @kobold@awoo.space

Lesbian kobold and dragonborn getting married eeeeeeeeeee this is adorable

http://deriazironfist.tumblr.com/post/174502851719/a-painting-for-5-otherwise-known-as-lardizard

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 15:27

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 15:27

Jun 08, 2018, 15:27

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

okay text is kinda unreadable entirely on this tv with my PS2, at least with Way of the Samurai 2. that's a little disappointing. Ah well, I'll figure that out later. Right now, Jalopy time I think.

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jun 08, 2018, 13:24

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**cilia_plath** @cute_weeds@glitch.social · Jun 08, 2018, 13:24

Jun 08, 2018, 13:24

cilia_plath @cute_weeds@glitch.social

"Won't you be my ally?"

https://kottke.org/18/06/mister-rogers-fixed-old-shows-if-he-felt-they-were-wrong

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 15:21

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 15:21

Jun 08, 2018, 15:21

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Alright my PC is back in action after that update too! Woot.... ps2 still blurry tho. not horribly so. But...definitely not amazing??

It's WILD holding a ps2 pad though. it feels... strangely light and unnatural.

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 15:06

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 15:06

Jun 08, 2018, 15:06

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Welp, ps2 works just fine on this dinky little Samsung TV. Picture is just a touch blurry though. Wonder if that's just the scart connection being funky or the TV as old as it is, is trying to upscale

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:14

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:14

Jun 08, 2018, 12:14

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

actually gonna relax with chores, several things need doing, rubbish needs taking out, some things for the house need buying...

Ooh you know what i might hook up my PS2 and have a sneaky peek through my PS2 games and have a play of some of them maybe yes

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

like, perfect stress relief game.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

gahhhh I really need kiwami 2 now.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

Jun 08, 2018, 12:12

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

the 500Gt is garbage trash hatemobile and deserves to be wrecked. it's the ice world of this game.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:11

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:11

Jun 08, 2018, 12:11

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

ugh why did I think getting this game was a good idea omfg. I mean I love it but I goddamn HATE this particular bit of it.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:09

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jun 08, 2018, 12:09

Jun 08, 2018, 12:09

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

okay no just quitting burnout paradise remastered again because the 500GT burning route is a cheating shitcock that pushes me down the wrong routes constantly because of "COINCIDENTAL" traffic forcing me to evade which makes the car slide oh so comfortably down the wrong route every fucking time or unavoidable cars that pop up over small hills I can't see until I hit themat full speed. FUCK this fucking game. holy shit.