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so basically i'm sat here updating my new phone and hopefully getting it all sorted welp

wheee got my new phone. uh... two of them. o_o only had ot pay for one, but they turned up together?? am very confused but hey hopefully free phone now. which I can probably sell for cashmonies which would def make a great compensation for how long I've had to wait for my phone. (a week!)

21st Century humans rated emotions on a number scale, with low numbers meaning fondness/affection, and high numbers meaning dislike/repulsion. As with all scales there was a margin of error, which resulted in very low numbers being impossible to verify. Three was the lowest verifiable number. Thus, those experiencing strong affection could only say it was less than three, meaning more affection than can be accurately measured.

actually it's just generally a really terrible idea to let me run a phone system because like.,
- my dog is now one of the wallpaper options on all company handsets
- a loop of the space jam theme is one of the ringtone options on all company handsets
- my extension contains the number 69
- my direct dial contains the number 420
- there's a hidden testing number that, when you ring it, it just plays a loop of the space jam theme until you hang up (used for load-testing)

i'm a professional

Did a request from my patreon to draw my favorite fictional character in a environment that is totally out of their element. So here's Hannibal Lecter in a sickeningly cute diner with veggie junk food and the servers are fantasy creatures? Yep, my brain fried but I like how it turned out and this is the most pastel thing I've ever colored ♥

✨Patreon: patreon.com/inogart

#illustration #digitalart #art #hannibal #mastoart

mh, def- 

no
noooo no no no no we're not doing this Noise not now okay no.
no it's been a good day. you are not doing this to me.

mh, kinda - 

welp I need a game I can just chill to because i am apparently a massive ball of anxiety and tried to play Barony but i got eaten by rats for the eighth time in a row and could not kill them fast enough and just...yow... no, clearly not the game for me because I am wound tight like a spring ;; this is unpleasant. The game's not bad really, I just... I can't physically play it :<

I mean, come on.
(If you're in the Bay Area and you want some street portraits taken I am available for hire)

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LB: Jeez I hope people there are okay o_o; Also I hope the woodland and everything will grow back soon enough ;;

graffiti in guy's college bathroom (my first day of college so i was shook) redd.it/8u9qma

hey so I know at least 1 mutual who also did this so they don't need to pipe up or anything it's cool I know you and I were Sunpals and chugged estus like crazy together but

like

did anybody else when co-opping the Dark Souls games with friends after beating a boss just rapid spam all their remaining estus before they got desummoned by the host as a "celebration chug"?

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