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hackerfox is probably ACTUALLY a nascent chaos god and has ... squishy keys?? Despite being big mechanical ones.

thinkin' 'bout gigidigi's old gaming comics again because i still recommend them to anybody who's never played the metal gear solid series (up to 3 and then Portable Ops I guess?) to get a good if very satirical idea of the storyline without having to go through the games themselves which also points out just how goddamn weird and awful the story is sometimes.

i feel I should follow Cynder then I'm happy for you and you can tell them this exact thing.

zelda is great because it's like castles but minus the Jesus and it's like post-apocalyptic but link makes cute faces and zelda is probably gay

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Lb: renbot gives such wise warnings sometimes.
NEVER try to play games on this thing. It will all end in tears I'm sure

... Or at least I will be sure when I figure out what "this thing"refers to

I once wanted to actually play games on this thing oh my GOD O_O; bloody hell

To all writers who still think that “Gil Bates” is a good name for a fictional, out-of-touch tech billionaire, might I suggest: Melon Husk

i wish to register a complaint with the weather the fuck is this still hot during the night no rain or thunder any more and certainly no wind bullshit how dare you reality

I was promised a whoel day of storms this is bullshit

okay the rain started really heavy again and then disappeared again but now it's kinda... breezy?... ... the thunder has stopped again. :| dammit weather get with the program.

Oh hey there's the rain tha-... ...

... well that was over quick >:|

cute questions thingy! Oooh there are seven likes! :o 

7: ...gosh I hope so or else it's gonna get really awkward with Miq c_c;

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Holy HELL that was a LOUD thunderclap. and it was miles away judging the time between the HUGE flash of light and the huge boom. jeez. if that gets closer, then... I dun' wanna know what a direct over head one sounds like x-x;

Earlier pun recounting 

in the car whilst Miq and @Salith discuss Sal's Sylvaneth army that they're making and I can't help myself

"question"
"yes?"
"If Salith's making a Sylvaneth army with tree monsters and dryads and stuff..."
"...?"
"Does that make them Branch Manager? :3 "

there was a tangible pause. I believe the words "I WILL kill you" were uttered in my direction. I'm still pretty proud of it tbh. totally worth it.

I like that our thermometer has a little indicator to tell you how you should feel about the weather

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