Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

So there's a shop called Aldi over here (probably other places too) and they do something a little bit cheeky with their "Own Brand" stuff... As pictured below. I find myself rather amused by it

https://computerfairi.es/media/tQscwbJeKAPHAKETWfY

https://computerfairi.es/media/6v_FPqDgYMPwTrPlKBg

all caps, silliness

like i'm genuinely concerned here the guy is like... obsessed with one blue speedy boi and world domination but seems to go about it in such a way that said blue speedy boi and a child fox can trash his every plan with a few well placed jumps and maybe a transofrming plane the child fox made themselves.

i mean clearly Eggman cares about the critters8 or he wouldn't clearly take such measures to leave them unharmed and yet apparently his own facilities tend to cause a lot of pollution (scrap brain zone) this guy has some serious personal issues he should talk to someone about

why also critters in robots as ... power source?? brains/thinking engines???

just prisoners? why???

i mean what's the motivation here.

clearly they aren't meant to be harmed becasue you bust them open and they pop out healthy and full of energy and utterly unharmed no matter how long they're in there for no matter how big the explosion

...wait

okay but

like

robotnik/eggman makes robot versions of sonic

why

why not just...

make like

a drone. it can be as fast as sonic and spiky too or whatever, doesn't have to imitate sonic right>???

i mean is he trying to set Sonic up for crimes or something

who though

why the hedgehog shape

im very sleep

tire

I mean clearly the wizard must have built it themselves because no architect or builder in their right mind would have signed off on this structure for any reason whatsoever unless they were A) under some kind of heavy mind-altering influence, B) wanting to get fired and/or C) cause genuine harm to people using the structure.

you can't see it from that picture but that walkway is not supported except by beams that go into the small astronomy tower thing on the precarious rock spire.

there are two doors on it you can't see. One that is on the walkway that goes to the top floor(?) around the back, but still has some walkway leading nowhere (you can see the end of that walkway), and a door BENEATH that walkway that leads NOWHERE. except a huge drop.

...WHAT.

oh right that reminds me so I was at Warhammer World playing Age of Sigmar today and got into a discussion about a piece of scenery (clearly a wizard's tower) with our friend @Salith and

it was this one: http://battlereporter.blogspot.com/2011/10/new-warhammer-fantasy-terrain.html

here's the thing about wizards towers. they all tend to look a bit like this. and like

clearly the wizard must have built it themselves because there is NO consideration for structural safety, OCCUPATIONAL health and safety OR sound construction.

oh right

#introductions
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i mean honestly my pinned toots tell you pretty much anything you need to know

i do exist on birdsite/twitter but that's basically my "AngryDome" given how awful that site is :/ I try not to rant and rage here because I don't wanna inflict that on others and this is a place for friends. *nod*

*sits there repeating introductions to themselves for several minutes because the word sounds strange*

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#introDUCTIOOOONNSSSSS wait that fucks up the hashtag sorry

#introductions

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