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oh heck im tire

i wanted to playgame

but too sleepy to beepy

i also can't believe i made that and @maple was kind enough to put my dorky crapppy pixel art emojo on this instance ;w;

my daft face is immortalised forever.

new price sheet for commissioners' perusal! i am doing scenes now as i very, very much enjoy scenes
shoot me a message if you're interested in a commission! if not, please consider donating to me on ko-fi (ko-fi.com/capitalmachine) or sharing with your followers, anything helps!! thank you!

okay time for chill music to listen to, let's hit random aaaand...

*blinks as Reach You by Maxo is the first song* okay i guess this is happening then *jams the fuck out*

dear god i'm sat here giggling about my own posts what's wrong with me these are all awful quality toots

okay enough tooting about pooptooting.

time to pooptoot about tooting!

honk

They're up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to post some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to toot poopy

some people get snuggly when tired. some get horny. some get cranky. some get just dozy and sleepy and tired.

i get pooptooty.

when I'm awake i'm all srs tooting, with occasional puns
when i'm slepy

COMETH THE HOUR
COMETH THE POOPTOOT

It's going around at the moment, so just to reiterate, raki.social is a recommended instance block. Small instance but it seems to be just a couple bot accounts that are following everyone, one @swift, and the other @riker . @swift is unmarked as an automated process, @riker is clearly marked. The admin previously mused on the possiblity of datamining with fed-followbots as a "social experiment".

I literally got followed by one immediately after seeing the post about it :/

Ooh the games in the latest itch.io recommendations blog post all look very cool (and of course @matilde et al's latest work is on there): itch.io/blog/47421/itchio-reco #gameing

*awoos with the force of a thousand enbys*

here are some of my thought-technologies, which you should adopt:

- referring to anything that is built without obvious screws or glue as being "held together by luck"

- referring to libertarians as "librarians"

- referring to Remy from the movie Ratatouille by the name "Ratatouille"

- referring to SSDs as "SD cards"

- referring to trains as "self-driving cars"

- referring to anything with a closed control-loop, for instance, a thermostat, as "artificial intelligence"

all trans/non-binary people deserve a free high definition flat screen and ten thousand dollars cash

boost if you agree

guess this laptop doesn't want me to play undertale ;;

uughhhh i said that and it IMMEDIATELY CRASHES...

something about this damn surface makes it just... crash without an error, as if it's being closed...???

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