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The standard business suit is now at least 100 years old. It’s time for the business and political world to embrace a different uniform

I propose Pikachu onesies

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PHP 5.6 reaches end of life in December 2018.

Many server admins refuse to upgrade to PHP 7.1, because WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 and so they don't have to.

WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 because many server admins haven't upgraded yet.

Because of this, people are blaming PHP for "ending 5.6 too early".

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okay so the reason my eye hurts is

no reason at all?!? theree's nothing ON the eye itself that I can bloody tell, it feels like a tiny paper cut is on it but that's impossible what the heck. ow.

ow why does my eye hurt what bullshit is this gotta go check this out

oh i'm apparently wrong, the main character isn't a glitch in reality whoopsy. but blue revolver are investigating her. ballistically. :3

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We're back in the Man Flush stall today realizing that the situation is worse than previously believed.

and also C)

one of the main characters is a cute as a button robot-bunny eared gal with glowing eyes who is implied to be a sentient and very alive glitch in reality who BLUE REVOLVER are investigating (by means of shooting bullets everywhere in her direction... which of course she replies in kind)

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fuck i just got thinking about BLUE REVOLVER again and A) its amazing soundtrakc, and B) just how goddamn cool the idea of the world setting is (Magic works like programming code, except it's literlaly rewriting the "code" for reality, and can create "junk data" or glitches in reality if this "code" isn't well formed enough which can build up and create anomalies, and the group BLUE REVOLVER is exceptionally well known as v. capable Engineers who go around fixing these glitches)...

my brain: hey guess what time for a crap joke i'm gonna shove into your head and not let you forget
Me: wait no I'm busy looking at thi-
my brain: CHAOS CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
me: fuckS SAKE

Sid has vacated the shoebox and is now sprawled beside it havin' a comfy doze. so cute. long orangeboi

Spiders are such an underused fursona species. Y'all gotta get in on the bug sona market

sadly this is the only one I have but I had to use it because even though we have normal plasters in the house, it was on my middle finger, and...

c'mon. for a short while I can flip people off with a heckin' cute plaster on my finger :D

Got like, a blister AND a couple of cuts on the top of my middle finger and it was pretty ouchie so I found a plaster and put it on.

I'd say that hello kitty is pretty punk, wouldn't you?

Sid has discovered the joy of boxes. You can't hear it from the photo for obvious reasons but he's purring very happily.

Last year you all helped me raise $2000 for immigrant families in Springfield!! Please come out again like you did before and help these families afford housing! It's fucked up that we live in a system where even with a job, you can work paycheck-to-paycheck and still not have housing.

These families need your help so we can get them homes and then work to build a world where this stuff never happens!!

gofundme.com/scam-victims-need

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Hey! We need your help to get housing for four working-class families in Philadelphia who got caught in a rental scam! As someone who has been housing stable, my heart goes out to them. I donated, could you please donate too? Please boost this everywhere! 1 of them is a pregnant single mother of three who was housing unstable for two years, thought she'd finally found housing, only to get scammed! Please contribute what you can and share this around. It would mean a lot to me!!

gofundme.com/scam-victims-need

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