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(the alt texts are jokes on those, sorry. What they actually are, are an out of focus picture of myself with a long black and white furry shape on my lap as I sit cross-legged in the nook that my bed is in, on my bed... The second picture is from a more "first person" point of view, down at my black and white cat still on my lap who is looking up at me adoringly.)

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So I got all the way mostly through my meditation, and then this arsehole decides I've had enough time to meditate and Welp.

Straight up on my lap and cuddling and purring. At least it's relaxing too.

alright brb gon meditate now i'm calmed down from today because fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffudgemuffinery my mother is really good at stressing me out and i don't even live with her

john freeman who was gordon freeman's brother was one day an office

CHANGE ONE THING
An old west saloon that ordered a revolving door by mistake. Every argumentative goldbug getting 86ed gets hurled out, comes right back in.

Gang of bad guys wants to approach en masse to intimidate the white hatted good guy but have to line up single file, keep their intimidating frowns fixed 'til the door wheels them through and they can press in behind their black hatted leader.

Rubes from outta town pressing the wrong way. "Guess they's closed," while the whole bar laughs.

The standard business suit is now at least 100 years old. It’s time for the business and political world to embrace a different uniform

I propose Pikachu onesies

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PHP 5.6 reaches end of life in December 2018.

Many server admins refuse to upgrade to PHP 7.1, because WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 and so they don't have to.

WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 because many server admins haven't upgraded yet.

Because of this, people are blaming PHP for "ending 5.6 too early".

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okay so the reason my eye hurts is

no reason at all?!? theree's nothing ON the eye itself that I can bloody tell, it feels like a tiny paper cut is on it but that's impossible what the heck. ow.

ow why does my eye hurt what bullshit is this gotta go check this out

oh i'm apparently wrong, the main character isn't a glitch in reality whoopsy. but blue revolver are investigating her. ballistically. :3

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We're back in the Man Flush stall today realizing that the situation is worse than previously believed.

and also C)

one of the main characters is a cute as a button robot-bunny eared gal with glowing eyes who is implied to be a sentient and very alive glitch in reality who BLUE REVOLVER are investigating (by means of shooting bullets everywhere in her direction... which of course she replies in kind)

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