There's a great London tradition of having Eggs Benedict on Christmas morning, but everybody wants them made at 221B Baker St. I mean, you can get them anywhere, but the sauce just isn't as good; as we all know

there's no place like Holmes's for the hollandaise.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 08, 2018, 19:30

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**animal ear girls bot** @kemonomimi_bot@mastodon.social · Dec 08, 2018, 19:30

Dec 08, 2018, 19:30

animal ear girls bot @kemonomimi_bot@mastodon.social

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3210909
source: https://mobile.twitter.com/poch4n/status/1023901098510180353/photo/1

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 08, 2018, 19:31

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 08, 2018, 19:31

Dec 08, 2018, 19:31

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Who called them "store brand breakfast cereals" and not "corn fakes"

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 08, 2018, 14:16

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**QueerPaladin** @PaladinQuinn@lgbt.io · Dec 08, 2018, 14:16

Dec 08, 2018, 14:16

QueerPaladin @PaladinQuinn@lgbt.io

It's amazing how little we change :P.

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 08, 2018, 12:14

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 08, 2018, 12:14

Dec 08, 2018, 12:14

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

alcohol mention due to in store signage, bad font causing possible misreading into lewdness

Today in unfortunate font choices

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 07, 2018, 22:03

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**Hezekiah ✡️⚧Ⓐ☭** @metapianycist@queer.party · Dec 07, 2018, 22:03

Dec 07, 2018, 22:03

Hezekiah ✡️⚧Ⓐ☭ @metapianycist@queer.party

y'all. with the tumblr migration, there are going to be minors on your instance. so CW your nudes as "nude", CW your porn as "porn" and CW your genitals as "genitals".

it's a courtesy to the minors on your fediverse, and to everyone else who doesn't want to see your improperly or unclearly CW'd dick pic. "nsfw" is too vague.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 08, 2018, 01:34

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**Audrey needs space** @audrey@vulpine.club · Dec 08, 2018, 01:34

Dec 08, 2018, 01:34

Audrey needs space @audrey@vulpine.club

tired: not letting your kid read harry potter because you're a fundamentalist christian and it has witchcraft
wired: not letting your kid read harry potter because you're a leftist and it has white neoliberal bullshit
inspired: not letting your kid read harry potter because you're a witch and it misrepresents witchcraft

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 06, 2018, 19:02

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**emi ☑️** @d0lly@mastodon.social · Dec 06, 2018, 19:02

Dec 06, 2018, 19:02

emi ☑️ @d0lly@mastodon.social

we are all little junimos and mastodon is the community centre

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 07, 2018, 05:11

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**kris** @wlwdeltarune@mastodon.social · Dec 07, 2018, 05:11

Dec 07, 2018, 05:11

kris @wlwdeltarune@mastodon.social

what's up it's me your uber driver

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 07, 2018, 11:55

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 07, 2018, 11:55

Dec 07, 2018, 11:55

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa money job etc stress mh adjacent i guess some +

hhklfhasdl;fs;dlhhdsfhsdfsdfsdf pay is still messed up aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

on the upside i'm handling this way way better since i started sertraline. WAY better. This would have previously made me shut down and panic.

also missed an appointment because I thought it wa sa phonecall I was expecting, whoops.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 07, 2018, 00:45

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**Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)** @NineBooks@botsin.space · Dec 07, 2018, 00:45

Dec 07, 2018, 00:45

Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm) @NineBooks@botsin.space

help i feel like maybe poor Kizuna needs a serious rootkit uninstallation.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 07, 2018, 00:00

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**CaePla Build Fighters** @Caelyn@bibeogaem.zone · Dec 07, 2018, 00:00

Dec 07, 2018, 00:00

CaePla Build Fighters @Caelyn@bibeogaem.zone

If you like good #comics, please check out this Kickstarter. The first issue was great and they've only got a few days to fund the costs for the second one.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/538213076/brigantia-issue-2-comic

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 06, 2018, 23:34

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**Emi Puppy** @MochiWaifu@slime.global · Dec 06, 2018, 23:34

Dec 06, 2018, 23:34

Emi Puppy @MochiWaifu@slime.global

Katamari REROLL is out on steam! A day early

https://store.steampowered.com/app/848350/Katamari_Damacy_REROLL/

@Nine

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 06, 2018, 22:40

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Dec 06, 2018, 22:40

Dec 06, 2018, 22:40

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Now That's What I Call
BEPIS
2018

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 06, 2018, 20:35

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Dec 06, 2018, 20:35

Dec 06, 2018, 20:35

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Dec 05, 2018, 13:18

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**packbats in existence** @packbat@dragon.style · Dec 05, 2018, 13:18

Dec 05, 2018, 13:18

packbats in existence @packbat@dragon.style

"you wouldn't download a" trivia (cw: sketchy business practices)

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/dutch-rights-group-fined-for-not-paying-royalties

Hollywood-funded anti-piracy association Brein, the people who made the "you wouldn't download a car" ad, tried to stiff Melchior Rietveldt, the musician who composed the music for it, out of the vast bulk of his royalties. They told him the ad would only be shown at a local film festival, then stuck the ad on a bunch of DVDs and acted like they had full right to.

So, like, if you're ever wondering if anti-piracy capitalists hate piracy? The answer is "no". They'll steal and lie seven days a week and twice on Sundays. They just hate seeing people enjoy media without paying them.