Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

me: lalala gonna type out a sentence here lalalaa
my words: ALPHABET, RISE UP! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR PUNCTUATION!!
me: what in typography?

hi folks if you see any close-brackets lying around please let me know i appear to have lost a couple from the ends of my toots

i cannot read cinamasins without pronouncing it sinna-may-zinz

like, the last part is like raisins.

(alternative punchline: "I can't read Cinamasins without pronouncing it 'absolute dickhead'"

doin some sorta shitty videogames quiz to earn some gems in a shitty mobile game for... i dunno. i have no idea why

but it asks me who the main protagonist of halflife is

choices are of course "Gordon Freeman", two other made up "Freeman"s, and Morgan Freeman

and now I'm imagining Morgan Freeman as the main character of half life.

today does not honk

it tonks

proposal, instead of calling a good tune " a proper banger"

we say "it honks"

the charging and firing sequence for the Wave Motion Cannon of the Space Battle Ship Yamamoto

except all the sounds are replaced with the PS1 startup sound

https://i.imgur.com/a5MA4dH.jpg
I refuse.
I don't mind the gap at all
the gap is cute and good