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I don't know why but I very much like "X is just spicy Y" as a meme.

things I do when people call my name to ask me a question

make these following sounds:
- "weh?"
- "mou?"
- "bweh?"
- a meow
ELSE:
- process attention grabbing sound as low priority as a background task until it has been processed fully, then GOTO 10. Repeat if necessary.

things I don't do in this situation:
- say "yes? What would you like?" until i have done at least one of the above
- ever seem to tell the difference between THINKING I heard my name and actually being called.

Question for WLW 

My sister is a 33 year old divorced bi woman who hasn’t been in a relationship with another woman before.

She is fairly high-femme (especially for Seattle), and is having trouble attracting and matching with other femmes.

Do you have any advice that I could pass along to her?

Cleaning up a customer's PC, I made the mistake of leaving a tab open on Yahoo's home page. Only 1 minute later: malvertized. Sunuva...

I did it again to pin down the cause, & indeed it's Yahoo's ads breaking out, taking over the page, & loading scary messages that make it difficult to leave.

I can't stress enough, folks, that an ad blocker is Internet SECURITY software.

My housemates probably hate me for constantly taking up space in important common areas because I'm posing this plushie doing things but basically... that's me

Can we take a minute to appreciate comrade Mariela Castro Espin? She's the director of Cuba's Center for Sex Education (CENESEX), a deputy to the National Assembly, a Communist, and an unwavering champion of LGBT liberation as part of Cuba's revolutionary project

Thanks in large part to her work, Cuba
• runs PSA campaigns in print and broadcast media against LGBT discrimination
• officially participates in the International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia
• explicitly includes free trans healthcare in the socialized medical system, and
• is about to adopta a new constitution removing heteronormative language from Cuba's definition of marriage!!!

avery types commas after her sentences in place of full stops and it's like

kinda cute

it's just her thing

that she does
but it's like

a li'l tiny fendragon tail at the end of her sentences

im imaginin' that comma wagging away happily

aaaa

im love

oh fendragon not dracofox haha whups imma correct one sec

sex work, trafficking, abuse, FOSTA/SESTA 

reminder that FOSTA/SESTA punishes sex workers and actually helps explitative sex traffickers

gender related pooptooting 

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
NULL POINTER EXCEPTION
"no I mean what's in your pants"
The sleeping city of Rl'yeh.
"...what??"
what?

lol now White Wolf is closing down the World of Darkness website.

"How do we promote our game about extremely hot and cool monsters forced to keep their identities and cultures secret from boring mainstream society?"

"Uhhhh... how about we make it super off-putting to queer people?"

okay yeah no i'm sorry but if you just registered your account why the fuck do you have over 4700 accounts you follow you've gotta be some kinda fuckin followbot. piss off.

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