Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

A man walks down the street he says
why am i soft in the middle now
why am i soft in the middle
the rest of my life is so hard

well maybe that's because you're an organic creature and organs and stuff that keep you alive need to be flexible and wet so they function what with humans being ultimately evolved from creatures that crawled out of the sea and whatnot.

every so often I think of Tim Curry in Command & Conquer Red Alert

oh my god

oh my gooddddd

i just

ahguiahfsif
aufasif

iaiaiIAIGAH
ciahuiafafasf I'm playuing Resi 0 and i just
aghf ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
if you rapidly tap the aim button fast enough the character you're playing as just like... slides forward (or back depending on the weapon used) and I dunno why but it's so hiLARIOUS TO ME

welp gonna jus... mute that. cause i don't need that spammin my timeline. thanks.

My brain just a few moments ago: "Jee, I really wish Diet Coke tasted better, same with coke zero; that cinnamon coke zero could have been really nice if it was the full sugar coke, because coke zero tastes of bloody nothing.

... This is why I prefer Diet Max I guess."

pause.

"...wait... something's... not right here."