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ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᵒˡᵒᵍʸ ᶦˢⁿ'ᵗ ᶦⁿʰᵉʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦˢ ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶜˡᵃˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵉˣᵖˡᵒᶦᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵃˢ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃˢ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ

I am fine for this month, but outside of some extreme hustling I'm not going to meet rent for February. The alternative is terminating my lease and moving back to my family in Florida, which I really, really don't want to do. Portland is my home and I have built a life for myself here. I don't know anyone in Florida. They are not my people. There is nothing for me there.

Here's a link to a ko-fi page I made for myself. If you can spare even a dollar every bit helps.

ko-fi.com/leo0659

"Do your part" energy conservation plans, like turning lights off when you leave the room, are great for your energy bill, but their job as part of "lowering carbon footprints" is to deflect from the big corporations that actually use the vast majority of the power.

For example, the average US stand-alone home uses ~11,000 kWh per year.

The VERY MOST EFFICIENT roadside LED billboard uses ~61,000 kWh per year. That number rises to ~323,000 kWh at the top end.

man chevy chase is kind of an asshole in that video, talking over paul simon the whole fuckin' time i mean he looks so goddamn uncomfortable, always about to open his mouth and chase just starts yammering away

A man walks down the street he says
why am i soft in the middle now
why am i soft in the middle
the rest of my life is so hard

well maybe that's because you're an organic creature and organs and stuff that keep you alive need to be flexible and wet so they function what with humans being ultimately evolved from creatures that crawled out of the sea and whatnot.

Death of the author means every speedrun is glitchless

There was almost a Looney Tunes + Tony Hawk skate movie that was tentatively called "Skate Jam"
twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/10

just in case you ever forget in what era of the internet canabalt came out, you can always launch the phone version

every so often I think of Tim Curry in Command & Conquer Red Alert

OMG! I won the #magfest demoparty workshop competition! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

in 2019 we buy all our clothes from aliexpress, and they are all covered in unregulated lasers

Hey friendly reminder that if you got a kobold, you should give it a lil bop. They love it when you give em a lil bop.

oh my god

oh my gooddddd

i just

ahguiahfsif
aufasif

iaiaiIAIGAH
ciahuiafafasf I'm playuing Resi 0 and i just
aghf ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
if you rapidly tap the aim button fast enough the character you're playing as just like... slides forward (or back depending on the weapon used) and I dunno why but it's so hiLARIOUS TO ME

welp gonna jus... mute that. cause i don't need that spammin my timeline. thanks.

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