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British historians: we are a proud and noble empire, the highest of cultures
British history: dumb shit like this

oh jeez oh heck my monitors were pushed way oto far back and i'm STILL NOT EVEN SURE WHY

domme shitpost 

If you domme someone into domming someone else that’s called playing domminoes.

y'got know idea how hard some of this garbage was, and how little I worried about making it work. So some of it kinda doesn't. It's beautiful. Also support my Patreon because I make good stuff patreon.com/Fenreliania

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What... ?????????
I mean what the shit renbot that's my favourite songs but I'm terribly out of their CDs and walk around in your loving tender hands.
One day they may fly free, and you could tell me you got even the PLANET.
THE WORLD IS WRESTLABLE
SUPLEX THE PLANET THROUGH A BLACK HOLE
/THAT YOU CAN

I'm very poor. Here's my £15 sketches commission advert 

Commiss.io/kyra

my sona is a soft and affectionate purry lump all over my timeline
.......
i'm sorry that was a remake of the suit as well :<

link just wandering around a town and accidentally smacks a cucco with a sword.

suddenly it cuts to a cutscene.

@jk pops out of a door with a menacing expression, holding up an enraged cucco.

josef begins to speak. Each word punctuated by a simultaneous angry cluck from the bird.
"Look... At... My..."

there is a terrible pause. an eternity seems to stretch before Link as he gazes into the omen of his doom.

"CLUCKERS"

the flock descends. there is no escape.

Mercy has Flown the Coop.

SLAP GAME 4 IS REAL and you can get it in like a week UNLESS you're a $5 Patron (patreon.com/Fenreliania) in which case you get it NOW plus like some tutorials about how I made some stuff WHATEVER #gamedev #indiedev
fenreliania.itch.io/slap-game-

When I'm playing Counter Strike and someone asks if I want to play Smash

~ lewd, boobs, selfie, no ec, boosts++ ~ 

Last night I showed my boobs to my GF and we were both like 'WTF YOUR STOMACH'.

I have no idea where this definition came from, but enjoy, y'all.

you know when you start up a PS1 and it's all like
ᵇᶦʷʷʷʷʷʷʷ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ pshhhwwwwwwwwww~...

ffwooaaAahh... dooooo, dooooo... duuuuu

like, i'll make a small typo, so go to correct it buit then I get super conscious about the spelling of it as I'm trying to type really fast and then it just comes out as a garbled mess

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i don't have this problem with most other words. usually typos are just because my fingers are useless and flub all over the keyboard.

but trying to type chocolate is really hard.

like somewhere along the line at typing that bloody word my fingers get compltely confused and go all over the place i hate it why

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