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I am usually pretty easygoing about most things, but when people claim the story of Crystalis/God Slayer is about magicians creating magic swords to stop an evil emperor, and NOT the story of a cryogenically frozen scientist roaming a mutated wasteland to evaluate whether or not to toggle the killswitch in the floating tower above the Earth, I get really cranky.

I mean the GBC port gives that first, more boring, answer, but Crystalis is huffing Nausicaa vapors HARD so it's kinda...meh.

Welp, just got to work and found out my headphones just have randomly broken suddenly. Fault is at the connection between the left earbud and the remote on the wire. Yaaaay. I got a replacement set at home but I kinda wish there had been some kind of warning this was happening because Thursday it worked just fine without any problems.

manga about lesbians that starts out with them already in a relationship is really nice? the stuff about them falling in love for the first time is ok but im really liking the ones where its more like their daily lives with each other

shark tiddies and underwear 

i drew this shark, and accidently gave her the trans pride flag colours so HAPPY PRIDE

Birds are fruit because they contain seeds.

...you ever make a pooptoot then have to stop and go "oh shit wait what if that's actually what happened oh my god no it makes far too much sense"

Johnny Memetic.

a planned sequel that, while full of pop culture references and in-jokes, lacked any sort of substance or message or plot.

The project was cancelled and the script was thought lost

until some time later someone discovered it, filed off the serial numbers, and turned it into Ready Player One.

honestly I think my favourite thing about BOTW is that

you see that mountain? you can go there. go climb it.
You see that island just off the coast? You can go there too. Get a raft, sail out.
You see the top of that talking tree? haha climb that fucker he don't care.
see that fortess? go kick ass.

and more often than not, doing these things is rewarded with:
a korok
a special trial with a shrine at the end of it
a shrine on its own with a mini trial inside of it
some sweet loot
a questline.

Zelda BOTW: "Here is a trial in which you enter a big forest with ruins in it in the attempt to find your way to the hidden shrine where SURPRISE you have to fight a huge cyclopian ogre in PITCH BLACK DARKNESS. Good luck."
Me: "lol ok mate" *decides to give it a shot, takes a wrong turn in the dark, runs headfirst into a huge swarm of monster bats, panics, uses Revali's Gale to leap high into the air and glide away... lands right next to the boss monster* "... uh..."
Zelda: "...fairnuff."

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